She’s only 2 1/2, and has been potty trained less than six months, but I’m ready to call this competition on her behalf already. She is the winner.
Every poop she’s taken in a toilet since becoming potty trained in July/August has been a no-wiper. Her buttocks have been completely devoid of feces each and every time she’s voided her bowels. Nary a dingle nor a dangler to be found.
I can’t prove it, but I suspect her butt cheeks are somehow cleaner *after *a shit than before. I simply don’t know she does it, but that’s how champions separate themselves from the rest of us.
So I declare, on the twentieth day of November in the year of our Lord two-thousand and thirteen, my daughter, Boo-Boo Lendervedder, is the best pooper in the history of the Earth. No one can beat her. If there are no challengers by 9pm tonight EST, I’m ordering the trophy and sash.
O.K., I know I’m going to regret putting this out here, since I’ve thought about it many times while reading the Dope and always decided it was TMI.
I am essentially a clean pooper. I do use toilet paper after a poop, and there might be a tiny bit of residue, but in general, my poop goes from me into the bowl without leaving much of anything behind. Until I started reading the Dope, I had no idea that this was in any way unusual. I remember one thread that asked how blind people know when they’re through wiping, and I couldn’t understand the question at all. Why would you even need to look at the TP? Reading many additional threads has lead me to the conclusion that many (most?) people have more of an issue with cleanliness in this area than I do.
Oh, yeah, the other thing I never understood was “skid marks.” I always associated them with accidentally pooping your pants, since I couldn’t figure out any other way that you could get poop on your underwear. I can’t recall ever having a skid mark in my life, unless I was suffering from a bowel disturbance due to illness.
I’m not going to challenge Boo-Boo for the title, since I can’t imagine the verification procedures (and really don’t want to). Suffice it to say that while she may be a champion pooper, she is not alone.
Yea count me as a clean pooper too, except for when I’m sick of have diarrhea or something.
I mean I rarely need to use toilet paper, but I have seen people say how they need big fat wads or wrap their entire hand in it and …I don’t even know if I want to know.
Then there was this chick on TV that used a toothbrush to scrub out her anus after every poo, til she was bleeding.:eek: