My Dream Septuple Bill

When I own my own revival movie house (hey! I can dream, can’t I?), I will, among other things, show all the following movies, in order, on the same day:

**First Wives Club
Second Hand Lions
The Third Man
The Fourth Protocol
The Fifth Element
Sixth Sense
The Seventh Seal
**

How 'bout you? What kind of clever pairings or groupings of movies would you come up with if you had your own movie theater?

Why not throw in 8 Men Out?

Because I’m doing placements, not numbers. If I were doing numbers I would probably do something like:

Zero Effect
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Two For the Road
Three Godfathers
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Five Corners
Six Degrees of Separation
Se7en
Eight Men Out

All right then, how about:
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
and
The Ninth Gate

Hey, you stole my list (more or less).

Red Dust
The Blue Dahlia
Purple Rose of Cairo
Gold Diggers of 1933
Black Narcissus
How Green Was My Valley
Yellow Submarine

I’d rather see these:

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday
Now there is some fine quality film viewing.

No White Christmas? Or A Clockwork Orange?

First Day:

**Princess Bride
Runaway Bride
Father of the Bride
Bride of Chucky
Bride of Frankenstein
Bride of the Monster
I Was a Male War Bride
**
Second Day:

**Brother Bear
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Brother From Another Planet
Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother
The Blues Brothers
The Brothers Karamozov
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
**

How about:

The Gay Divorcee
Gay Purr-ee
Let Us Be Gay
Our Hearts Were Young and Gay
Our Hearts Were Young and Gay
The Gay Caballero

and

Little Nellie Kelly

Third day.

Sister Act.
Two Mules For Sister Sara
The Killing Of Sister George
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Three Sisters
Hannah And Her Sisters
Wyrd Sisters

Here’s a set that might work.

Mercury Rising
Blonde Venus
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Mars Attacks!
Le Voyage Sur Jupiter (1909) (This one didn’t have any others I liked anyway!)
Saturn 3
Uranus
The Neptune Factor
Mickey’s Pal Pluto (1933) (Alternatively, Pluto and the Imp (1900), just because the description sounds interesting.)

Anybody want to do the zodiac?

The Chinese Zodiac:

My Life as a Dog
A Man Called Horse
Twelve Monkeys
Babe: Pig in the City
The Ox-Bow Incident
Rabbit-Proof Fence
King Rat
Rooster Cogburn
Black Sheep
Snake Eyes
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

There’s Something About Mary
Mary Poppins
Sally, Irene and Mary
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
Midnight Mary
Mary Stevens, M.D.

“At Last!”

**The Last Days of Pompeii
The Last Detail
The Last Emperor
The Last House on the Left
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last Picture Show
The Last Samurai
The Last Seduction
The Last Starfighter
The Last Temptation of Christ
The Last Time I Saw Paris
The Last Waltz
**

Greed
Slacker
Fat City
Lust for Life
Day of Wrath
Pride of the Yankees
That Obscure Object of Desire

Happy Together
Nobody’s Fool
Dr. Strangelove
Fred Ott’s Sneeze
Girl Shy
The Big Sleep
Cross Creek

“My, my my!”

**My Darling Clementine
My Favorite Year
My American Cousin
My Beautiful Launderette
My Bodyguard
My Cousin Vinny
My Dinner With Andre
My Fair Lady
My Left Foot
My Man Godfrey
**

SPOOFE’s All-American Line-Up:

-American Beauty
-American Psycho
-American Pie
-American Splendor
-American Graffiti
-American Outlaws
-American Gigolo
-American Gothic

This one took me a few minutes. Bravo!