My end is near

Today, three things happened to me that brought it out in bright contrast.

  1. I realized I’m a SDMB-Potato. My wife’s out for “Girl’s night out,” and here I sit in front of the computer.

  2. I actually laughed at the Fred Basset comic strip.

  3. I thought the BC comic strip was harmlessly funny.

Oh the shame, the shame.

Straight to Hell.

Arrrr. Next ye’ll be quoting Ziggy ! Get a grip, me hearty.

…and my “end” is rear! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ARRR! (squints underneath her eyepatch while scowling her dreaded scowl)
Why can’t I stop…? Ever since I’ve become a member of this message board, strange things have been happeneing to my sense of humor! The horror… the HORROR!

AND my spelling ability!! BLARGH! Arrr!