That could go into the YOUR misheard lyrics thread.
I often make up lyrics if I don’t know the words or just to be funny. (Funny in my head. I’ve never shared them.) Maybe there should be a thread for intentionally changed lyrics. Like…
On the road again
Ain’t had no chicken since I don’t know when
I found a farmhouse and I stole myself a hen
Hey, it’s good to be on the road again.
Not a Country music fan, so I never learned the song. As for intentionally changing lyrics I know, there’s Good Riddance by Green Day.
Another turnip truck, a pork chop in the road…