My ex was so dumb they thought

[LSLGuy]

As always around here: “Do not stick your …”

Having had a stunted social life in my youth and still being married to my first wife, I don’t have enough ex’s to have any good stupid ex stories.

However I did post this doozy in a thread about stupid acquaintances, cow-orkers, etc. This dates from 17 years ago, so don’t revive the zombie unwittingly.

Another "how could anyone not know that?" thread

Not exactly what the OP was looking for, but probably close enough … Some years ago I belonged to a group of 6-10 middle managers that ate lunch together most days. I was the (slightly) senior member and quasi alpha dog of the informal group. One of the younger ones was a 23-year old true blonde from a small town in Texas. Sweet as could be and with all the brains and sophistication and education of a 10-year old. This despite having a 4-year degree in a sensible major from a readily recogn…