Oh boy… just when you think it’s safe to make a comment about an anonymous Canadian lady type person you will never ever run into in million, billion years … and she’s a doper. 
Going to hide somewhere now.
Astro, if you desire, just whisper your lewd comments to me. I’ll happily blurt em out.
Wow, well, that pretty much made my day. Haha.
skips away, spring in step
I met a porn star! Aria Giovanni, in fact. She was really nice and sweet, and smelled absolutely intoxicating.
Photographic proof (don’t worry, it’s completely work-safe): http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg
I thought that was a complete whoosh.
That was definitely one of the funniest exchanges I’ve ever seen on here.
Congrats on the pr0nstar thing, kawaiitentaclebeast. You’re definitely right about her page layout, though.
I thought the kids today did that mostly for free. 
So, anyways…how you doin?
Um, yeah. I’d hit that.
Multiple times, too.
Is that all? I was thinking a spring somewhere else as well.
Okay. This thread has only 28 responses, yet it has 1049 views. Some of your viewers aren’t fessing up to your porn addictions. Out with em!
Silence you fools! If rinni stumbles into this thread and sees herself being mentioned in the context of pornstars, my chances with her will be ruined!
Oh…er…crap.
You know, rinni, **Mr. Beast ** is a fine example of Canadianness. He’s a great conversationalist, has a wonderful sense of humor, and he’s got exquisite tastes in wines.
I’d label him a “catch” and if i were a homosexual, which I’m not (not that there’s anything wrong with that), I would gladly make love to this man.
Pounce, woman. Pounce before he’s un-pouncable!
…is it working yet, kawaiitentaclebeast?
Sayaka Kusunoki, my present nomination for Prettiest Human Being on Earth.
From the writer of The Professor and the Madman comes the new bestseller about obsession, good manners and sex for profit… The Canadian and the Porn Star.
golf clap Not too shabby, there. She does porn?
Ooooh! I like it! It’s got dramt…it’s got intrigue…it’s got…porn!..it’s got…panache…
…it’s even got a guest appearance by a moose that thinks it can count like a horse, but by clopping its antlers against a birch tree…I like…
EEP!
Is she accepting marriage proposals?
That picture is actually cut from the cover of one of her DVDs. I understand that she is no longer an active performer, though.
Race you to find out.
I suspect we will need some help from the Japanese-speakers over in the GQ kanji threads, though.
Hm. If she’s inactive, she might not be proper fodder for the discussion of this thread, then.
She’s still rather scrumptious, though.
If former porn stars are out, my appreciation of Nikki King is pointless, then.