My fellow SDMB Republicans, it is time once again for the Republican Happy Dance®!!!

Of course, we did. Progressives denounced his regime for decades. It was Reagan who allied himself with Saddam against Iran from 1980 to 1988. And here’s a picture of Reagan’s envoy to Baghdad, Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with the dictator.

Pubbies like dictators until they cease to do your bidding.

No, dude, I totally love Saddam Hussein! I wish he was my president!

I’m doing the Snoopy dance! I just hope we can get a Doper woken up up out of the stupor to refresh all the “Dems are going to beat the Repugs” threads. :wink:

But America lost. :frowning:

The environemnt is fucked.
NCLB will continue, and our children are fucked.
Our global standing is fucked.
The war against terrorism is fucked as we fuel another generation of anti-American sentiment.
The economy is fucked.
Stem cell research is fucked.
Seperation of chuch and state is fucked.
Etc…

Glad that you can find something sweet in this.

It’s very, very sad that you people think you’ve won something. To quote a great Jedi warrior, “Victory? No…this is not victory. The shadow of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has.”

Believe it.

Well done to the Security Moms.

Or should I call them “goddamned mother-effing cowardly Americans”?

Better watch out - Dubya might put Ireland in the Axis of EvilTM. :wink:

So do you. So long as dictator judges impose their own interpretations of law that coincide with yours, you like them. When they don’t, you cease liking them. Oh, and “Pubbies”? Is this more of your graciousness?

Huzzah!

Thank you, Jesus!

OK, fellow President Bush, Pubbie Congress, live up to the Promise!

Oh, and good show, Demmies!

I am spending time over at the DU boards, savoring every drop of hysteric bitching going on, but let me take a moment and cordially invite the board hardcore Lefties to gobble the Defeat-Rod.

And you know who you are. You shrieking little asstards with your ‘OMG EVERYONE I NO IS VOTE FOR TEH KERRY!’ rjung with his amazingly ban-free assholish hijacks of virtually any topic with his OCDish anti-Bush obsession. DtC with his acerbic and inflammatory little quips at every turn. Equipoise with her goddamned spamming and amazingly stupid view of things. Damn, how I love that your sick work world-view was pimp-smacked on this fine Election Day.

Huzzah! for a resounding victory for the GOP nationwide. It’s good to see that millions more supported the GOP way than the surrender-monkey ways of the DNC. I wish that Michigan could have been put in the R column, but I’ll take the victory we got, no complaints.

Hey, why not? We got plenty of terrorists here too. They’re just on extended vacation, hopefully with a view to retirement.

Um, what the fuck news sources are you guys reading/watching? Looks to me like the presidency is still being hotly contested.

Gonna be contested for a few weeks, I suspect. But Bush won.

Hotly?

Ohio is lost by too large a margin for Kerry to have any reasonable chance of winning.

There might be some sliver of a chance for Ohio, but so far it looks really bleak for Kerry.

Never say never, but it just doesn’t look good. Odds are remote that Kerry can take Ohio, and without Ohio, Kerry loses.

It’s nearly 5AM and Bush hasn’t made his victory speech yet.

<sarcasm>Nice to see Muad is beating him to the punch.</sarcasm>

He’s fine-tuning it. I’m sure he’s worried about the SDMB members pointing out any flubs in the speech.
That is, the speech where he accepts the win. :wink:

Good show. Everybody likes a graceful winner. Although it has to be said - I’d pay good money to see GWB say that. “John Kerry, you weaseling pinko homo, suck my defeat rod!”.

Eh, lookie here. 254 over 252, says Yahoo News. Fingers crossed.

Yahoo! News is left of Karl Marx. Even Electoral-Vote, owned by a leftist, has it at Bush 286, Kerry 252.