My fellow SDMB Republicans, it is time once again for the Republican Happy Dance®!!!

They’re just being careful. I wish the media would have been more careful in 2000 not to jump to conclusions.

Eh, lookie here. MSNBC (not a Pub-friendly site) says 269-238 Bush. Hmmm.

Oh, I have a thread for being gracious, and this is a thread where I pointed out a bltant lie. And “Pubbie” is just shorter than writing “Republican,” just as “Dem” is shortern than “Democrat.”

and what up with you? First, you spend months bitching about Bush, but when he wins you jump over to sit with the victors? Whatever 's convenient, I guess.

Man, that is one tight-buttocked Happy Dance.

You idiot. For months, you accused me of supporting Bush. At least, you’re now admitting reality about those months. And why the hell does being pissed at the Demublicans mean I’m that siding with the Republicrats? You’re two fucking peas in a pod if you ask me. There are other parties out there, you know. Including a couple that actually DO champion rights for gays and lesbians. They’re the ones you ridicule, you snooty jackass. Gracious my ass.

OK, I get the shortened version. But if you use use “Pubbie”, can we use “Demmie”? The first has 6 letters and the latter has 7. Whereas the other shorthand has 6 vs 3. Seems more fair my way.

Or else use “Pub”?

I can get with “Pub.”

If this happens, then I will echo your sentiment. Congratualtions to Bush. However I suspect we will see more of the same sort of policies that we have in the last four years. I’m not saying we’re going to war again, but we certainly won’t handle the one we have any better. The world now knows that we actually approve of Bush and his policies so don’t expect any help from our allies anytime soon or any more credibility in the U.N. Say hello to a new level of budget deficit. Science will only be counted if it backs whatever party policy is.

Oh joy. Congratulations. You can fucking have him.

You mean when it turns out you are wrong about everything, not when. No matter how you do the math, war and debt don’t add up to a better country. Even if queers can’t marry.

BBC News still reports 254-252. On a seriously bitching website, I might add.

I’ll just stick with the Beeb for now, if impartiality is an issue.

Soo…having Bush as President is the worst thing to happen to Western Civilization?

Hah, good one.

As far as the electoral votes and the final tally;

I’m still holding my breath untill I hear something from the Kerry camp.

When did cricetus say that?

Having Bush as President isn’t the worst thing to happen to Western Civilization. Having Ashcroft as President would be kinda getting there.

Pulling up my chair and cooler to enjoy the SDMB meltdown

Pass me a beer please. This oughtta be fun.
Ooops, pulling up chairs is illegal around here, forgot that.

You read the quote, right? I may not have had a zinger there, but it was…well…ah screw it. Pass me a beer! :smack:

(But the sentence was wrong in structure, read it again) Fuckin ADD! :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

Brutus - I want to bear your child.

Regards,
Shodan

Yes.

Well. Aren’t we full of ourselves.

Bush is the worst thing to ever happen to the human civilisation? You live in a very small world, my hyperventilating obnoxious little friend.

Bush could well be the END of human civilization, you fucking sheep.