If any of you recognize me from other UBB’s, you know I am usually quite a personality. I hope to see a few faces I recognize from other places, but if I don’t I look forward to making new friends.
If anyone wants a few details about me, ask and I’ll post a profile of sorts.
I like the look of this place, I think I may have found a new home!
-SS 
Welcome to our world SS. Don’t think we have met before.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Don’t be shy Sky. Come right out and tell us if you think you’ll do all right.
p.s. Watch out for PCW – she’s only nice when it suits her! Read her sig line very carefully!
Kidding!! Just kidding!! Put that down!! Oow! OW!
p.p.s. Dear Sky: PurpleCrackwhore is the nicest poster on the board – 24/7. (Did I get that right? Will you let me go now?)
“You have no choice but to be impressed.”
Tony Rothman and George Sudarshan
Doubt and Certainty
Hi Sky! I think I recognize you from hardwarecentral! Is that right? I’m beatle over there also (more of a lurker there than here).
Anyway, welcome aboard!
Welcome aboard, SkySlash! I don’t believe we’ve met, but I’m always looking for new friends. You must be pretty wild to fit in here! Hope to see more of you here.
<you could always try the new NAKED Party thread if you really want to cut loose>
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Howdy, 'Slash. Mi case et su casa. (Did I spell that right?)
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
Nope.
Thats correct beatle…in the flesh. Thanks for the welcome everyone.
You guys have a “Who’s Who” type thread so I can read about everyone, or tell everyone about me?
-SS
Welcome to the darkside, Sky. We don’t have a who’s who foo foo, all we have is this Master List.
If I told you anything about me, I’d have to kill you.
Seriously, welcome to the board! Plenty of lunatics around here, so consider yourself warned. 
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
I never get to warn folks about the lunatics! It would probably come off as self-promotion anyway.
Welcome Sky! Nice to see another techie join the ranks.
–Kalél
Common ¢ for all ages…
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling much better now!” – John Astin, Night Court
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”
Welcome … have a Cheese Doodle.
“Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne
Welcome aboard Sky. Just don’t upset Kellibelli and you should be fine.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
You can always try the Teeming Millions Home Page
Oh, and welcome aboard SkySlash.
Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.
Welcome, Shy. The only wierdness 'round these parts is that you have to worship Satan. Not the deity of darkness, but the “Yer Pal, Satan.”
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i
Welcome skyslash!
Yours truly,
aha
Before we can engage in any sort of interaction with you, we must at a minimum know the following about you.
Spelling Bias - Strict or Lenient
gry - Flaming or Polite
Sex - Candidness or Reticence
Smilies - Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down
Trolls - Ignore or Insult
Movies - Character-Driven or Special Effects
Physics Understanding Level - Newton or Einstein
Evolution - William Jennings Bryan or Clarence Darrow
“I stubbed my toe today” - Empathetic (Zette) or Mock (Alphagene)
Comment on The Master - Include Link or Let Jill do it
Board is slow - Click Once and Wait vs. Bang the Mouse Button
“If Jesus had a gun, he’d still be with us” T-Shirt - Buy or Burn
P.S. Welcome to the board.
Ola Skyslash!!
Welcome to the board. Be prepared to be sitting at your pc for a while. These guys are an addicting bunch. Have fun!
xoxo
Gabba Gabba, We accept you, we accept you, one of us.
Spelling Bias - Depends on the word…
gry - Don’t attack me, you’ll live
Sex - Yes please!
Smilies - Don’t care
Trolls - Destroy with hell’s vengeance!
Movies - It damn well better move me either way
Physics Understanding Level - Newton
Evolution - N/A
“I stubbed my toe today” - You dolting idiot, next thing you’ll be falling on a cel-phone needing surgical removal
Comment on The Master - ???
Board is slow - I have a cable modem at home…OC-3 at work so I don’t care
“If Jesus had a gun, he’d still be with us” T-Shirt - Wise man once say when asked if he believe in God:
Everyone I meet is an idiot until they prove themselves otherwise!