My first post

I know it’stoo late now, but characterizing people by their physical characteristics is going catch you a shitload of heat. Unless the person is sitting on you, saying that “she weighs about 300 pounds” will gain you zero sympathy and a whole bunch of grief.

I shure started out on the wrong foot

Yeah, but anybody can rebound. It’s a smart bunch here and one can pretty much get any question answered in short order.

And aren’t you just a living example of how well that can turn out, oh Chicken one?

:smiley:

Just ask which three words end in -gry.

I believe pictures are required in all posts mentioning kittys?

Most…topic… interesting, had one. Accidentally.

Hi, alounacara! {Waves}

Oh, so you are a person of color then.
(See what I did there… I used “person of color” so everyone will applaud me with my political correctness and won’t notice the racial stereotype I threw in.) Stick with my lead hear buddy and you will be golden. Maybe golden brown in your case.

This is either a very funny comment on the OP’s spelling or a very embarrassing typo… you decide.

“We have pigeon eggs”

Shit i am afraid to post anything after the burning warning i recieved from our forum mod:confused:
Damn i was just trying to fit in

Obvious is obvious.

And not even very good obvious at that.

And sometimes it’s even the topic. Usually it’s an aside and sometimes it’s not even snarky.

That’s not a joke. Cats are a popular topic and you’ll always be asked for pictures.

Complaining about weird neighbors, relatives, bosses and co-workers is popular, btw. So the rant about the neighbor was a suitable topic. It just hit a sore point.

And calling something a rant isn’t saying it’s a bad thing, although it’s a toss-up whether any particular complaint will gather one or more “you think this is bad, suck it up and get on with life” comments. Those seem to be a function of who’s in what mood at that moment.

Damn, I’ve been here for three months, and it never occurred to me to start an, “I’m new!” thread.
I hope I didn’t violate protocol. Do I still need to be initiated?

Hang on, YoSaff, I’ll get the whip and the Cool-Whip. brb

In the meantime, close your eyes and hold this …

:: dutifully closes eyes and holds something ::

Ew, is it supposed to be slimy?