My first thread!

Hello there! :slight_smile: Come in, sit down. Taffy? Let me take your coat. Have some cake. Thank you for coming to my very first thread post ever. I hope you enjoy it. I think we’re going to have lots of fun here in my first thread. You know, I’ve always wanted to create my own thread and someone come by who was just like you. I’m glad we could be together.

Oh, that cake! I almost forgot. Here, don’t get up; don’t get up, I’ll get some for you.

Now, would you like a big slice or a little one? Theeerre, you go. Just the right size slice I hope. I made the cake myself, I hope you enjoy it.

Now, some of the other guests should be dropping by soon and when they do we’re going to play lots of games together. And wear party hats. Here, I’ll put this one on you…

There. Don’t you look smashing in that cone party hat. It really matches your outfit. I’m sure the other Dopers are just going to be green with envy.

Hm. I wonder where all the other guests are. I sure hope they show up soon; I wouldn’t want them to miss out on the fun. It’s a beautiful day outside, the weather sure is nice. I’ll bet that’s where they all are; outside when it’s such a nice day. We’re going to have lots of fun here. I can tell. I’m glad we could be together today. :slight_smile:

Geez: Nobody else showed up, huh? Maybe they’re afraid of snipers or somethin’ like that. Or it could be the “Road Closed” sign somebody stuck up just down the street…
Tell ya’ what Blackeyes, what say you lock this place up and come on with me? It’s gettin’ about the right time on Saturday night to check out a few clubs. I know this one place where the band is good, the girls are bad, and the drinks are righteous.

C’mon! :wink:

Blackeyes, it’s the party hat thang. I have a double chin and the elastic string just emphasizes that. I’m going to come anyway, and assume you won’t enforce hat-wearing.

I would love some taffy. And cake? Yum. Uh, could I have that corner piece with lots of frosting, since I’m one of the first ones here? Thanks. Have you a back-scratcher sitting around?

OK, now that that’s all settled, let’s play some Pictionary? Oh, dang, there are only three of us.

SOMEONE JOIN US, PLEASE!

Thanks, but I think I’ll stand wa-aay over here, out on th’ sidewalk, while you folk go all Enid Blyton in there.

If we’re lucky, the beer-bearing gatecrashers might be along a little later on.

Can someone mix up a pitcher of margerita’s? I will sooooo wear the hat then!

How about music? I’ve got a whole bunch right here…

Pick what you like… it’s my brother’s CD collection. :smiley:

F_X

Ok, I’m here and I brought the folding chairs like you asked :smiley:

Where’s the bathroom? I have got to pee something fierce!

Sorry I’m late, but it was so pretty out earlier, I had to enjoy the sunshine. But I do so love cake! And I did wear my own hat, it you don’t mind - it’s my favorite one. But best of all, I didn’t bring my accordion. I learned that lessons years ago.

:smiley:

Dang, everyone’s left already? sigh. Well, I’ll get here on time for your next thread.

i’m here, but if you put on any u2 i will be forced to urp in the fish tank (zappa fan).

unclviny

What a lovely thread! So kind of you to make the arrangements :slight_smile:

Yo, Flamsterette, I gotta ask you to burn me some stuff sometime (mods didnt hear that).

:smiley:

I’m sorry Flamsterette but there shouldn’t be any too rowdy music here tonight, as it upsets my parents.

But don’t worry, I bought Showtunes for everyone!
Ouch! Ouch! Now who threw that?
Another Primate, don’t worry, party hats will not be enforced. But I know I’ll be wearing one. It perfectly matches my sweater vest.
Now, I’d like to thank all the people who showed up for joining us as we were enjoying my First Thread. It’s been really special so far.

I hope someone brought guacamole dip and a kish to share.

Posted by Blackeyes: "there shouldn’t be any too rowdy music here tonight, as it upsets my parents. "

Uh, well now: I suppose that means that a good ol’ game of “Naked Twister” is out of the question ? :smack:

Be careful now, the last one of these partys in MPSIMS, ozonebaby got her house trashed, and her two Jaguar sports cars were wrecked. Helluva party, though. Flammie supplied the music for that one, too.

Well John, I suppose that changes it. My parents are down the hall with their door closed…

I bet they won’t hear us to butt in. So a go or two of Naked Twister is alright. I hope everyone has matching birthday suits!

Sorry to bump this thread, but that’s what doing vanity searches only once every two weeks will do to you…

clayton_e, I know nothing about what you are referring to. Well, I do… but not how to do it.

Blackeyes, showtunes? Way to remind me of my sister… and not in a good way, either! But it’s your party; I guess you can do what you like. At least the Zappa will be appreciated by unclviny, even if the U2 won’t. (by him, anyways)

John, didn’t you play Naked Twister at ozonebaby’s party, as well? And I recall I did supply the music for that one. :slight_smile:

F_X

Um… what’s taffy?

What we need is a good Irish wake.

Well, if yuo’re volunteering to be the guest of honour at said wake, zoe… :smiley:

Hey, you know this is a nice party… sorry I was so late getting here, everyone, but traffic was terrible between London and Texas…

Sorry I’m late. Whoa, look at the crowd. I woulda been here earlier, but I couldn’t follow your directions.

Did you say cake?

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::chomp chomp::