My flirtacious coworkers. They keep me working here.

The following is an actual conversation I just had with a coworker.

Attractive Older Female Coworker- “Hey Flander, do you still play trivia?”
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Me**- “Why yes! In fact, my team won last week. You should play.”

AOFC - “Maybe. My friends and I played Trivial Pursiut at home for New Year’s Eve. We were all drinking and having fun, but then it got kinda boring. I guess no one wanted to move the pieces around and find the pies. I guess we should have thought of a more exciting game.”

Me - “You should have played strip poker!”

AOFC - “Ha! No one in my age bracket is stripping. You should come over and play strip Trivial Pursuit.”
**
Me** - “Strip huh? I charge a fee for that.”

AOFC - “A fee? I’ll give you a pie peice. ;)”

[Bravo, AOFC. Bravo]