How pathetic am I?

Okay, there’s this new game show I found the other night - accidentally, I wasn’t looking for it. It’s called Strip Poker. The game - two sets of contestants, a pair of guys and a pair of girls. They compete as teams to answer gender-biased trivia questions and pick cards to assemble a poker hand. They get points, and each round the losing team has to strip off an article of clothing.

(I have yet to see exactly how far they go in the game.)

Okay, here’s the part where I come in. The hostess lady (doing a Vanna job) announces the opening with some comment about “I’m sure you’ve all played this at home.”

I was thinking, “People actually play strip poker? It’s not some Hollywood myth?”

I suppose Naked Twister is real, too?

Anybody else out there as pathetic as me?

My father taught me the finer points of Poker at a young age – I think he did so because he figured that I’d never lose should I happen to find myself in a game of Strip Poker. Um, I did… I did find myself in one (or two) games, I mean, but I never lost. :smiley:

I’ve played strip poker (yes, with other people) but never nekkid twister.

Strip poker - Yes

Naked Twister - No, but I’m sure I would have if it didn’t call for an actual store bought Twister game. Who would run for one at 2:53 am after too many drinks (when it would seem like a good idea)?

Strip poker I’ve played (in my younger days) but not naked twister, although it sounds like fun if there are any takers. :slight_smile:

If you ever feel like a pathetic loser, check out THIS guy:
http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html

That page appeared in this forum a while ago. I still laugh my ass off. (Not very charitable of me, but PUH-LEEEZ!)

Yes, Virginia, people play strip poker.

I’ve also played strip I Have Never.

Once, at a rather drunken New Year’s party, we tried to play strip poker…but one person didn’t know how to play poker, and everyone was pretty much too drunk to follow what was going on, so we didn’t play strip poker. Instead, we dealt out one card to every person, and whoever had the lowest card had to take off an article of clothing. After a while we quit, though. There’s something unappealing about playing strip anything with two gay men and a bunch of straight women. As I recall, the two gay men enjoyed it, though.

Too drunk to play poker. Sounds like a really bad country song.

Well, I would have played strip poker with you. (Mostly because I would hope that once me and the other fag lost, you would make us play forfeits with each other.)

Oh, how I wish, Matt. One of the fags is a 24-year-old Georgetown graduate with a degree in linguistics. Y’all seem to me for all the world to be made for one another. If only you didn’t live in Canada…

Oh great, I’m the only one. Next you’ll tell me you got somewhere with Truth or Dare.

Though I did notice a common theme amongst all the replies of drinking, being drunk, and being too drunk to drink. Or something like that. I guess that might explain it.

Strip Poker? yes
Nude twister? yes
Strip Chess? yes
Strip Monopoly? yes
Strip canasta? yes
Played truth and dare that led to… something else? sigh yes

What can I say? Most of it was with the same girl and she and I thought it all a grand adventure. And even though we’re no longer together, we remain the very bvest of friends.

See? Sometimes so-called myths DO exist.

Laugh guiltlessly, Johnny… This is not a real person. That ugly guy on the left is Yip, a Hong Kong bit-player who specializes in “ugly, gross guy” roles. And I doubt a real person would use his picture to reel in the ladies!

Oops, make that BOBBY Yip. Lousy brain.

As to the OP. Yes. I’ve played a lot of games for clothing or down right naked (like Twister). It’s a fun seduction thing, really. But I haven’t done it in groups of more than four. Like, that really makes a difference or something.

And Johnny L.A. I just had to share my thoughts on that web site:

“Am I not hot?”

And what answer does this lead you to? NO!

“very WEALTHY as you can see”

Uh, yeah, you know how to wear fake gold and post pictures of stuff you don’t have. Cute!

That is really one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. I hope to the Goddess it is a joke. No one could honestly be that pathetic! LOVE ME! I HAVE MONEY! But ya know, there are women who would probably take him up on it. Darva Conger tends to spring to mind…

What am I, chopped liver? It’s fake. And just to stay on-topic, I’ve never played.

I’ve played both strip poker and truth or dare. Strip poker can be a great game of foreplay, you just might not finish the entire game is all.

Space Vampire says it’s a joke. And damned funny, at that!

Conger… isn’t that an eel? A snake-like thing that is often considered slimy?

i played strip Star Wars Monopoly two nights ago. it was fun, you should all try it. didn’t finish the game though…

What do you get when you land on “Free Parking”?

Besides, “aroused”, that is.