But that was the point, wasn’t it? 
Ace Hardware is giving away a free Craftsman bottle opener for the first 50 people who ask for one, June 1st only. I like Craftsman, and I think it’s a nifty (and useful) novelty. I wouldn’t spend eight bucks on one, but I’ll take one free!
Of course, as long as I was at the hardware store I needed to get some ratchet straps, some rope, and a gas container.
