To: Karma “Steve” Rainbow
Subject: An invitation to dinner
Dammit, now all the lady dopers have gone crazy about your meerkat looks, your exotic English accent and your new guy smell. Consequently, they won’t give the rest of us the time of day. I hope you don’t take this personally… but we will now have to kill you and eat you (in order to regain the powers you have stolen from us, natch).
Yours etc,
Van L. Mungo
P.S. Please start eating lots of grain and butter.
They’ll soon be put off when they learn oi speak loike Dick van Doyke (I loive you Mary Poppins!).
Mr Meerkat. Currently occupying high bookshelf.
Welcome, Karma Rainbow - I must tell that one of the unwritten rules of the SDMB is that all handsome, smart guys with British accents have to get out and roam around! So, go have fun, we look forward to hearing from you.
Also, you were supposed to include a picture with your first post - penalties shall accrue until you do so!
I’m glad to see that you’ve sold your soul…I mean, joined us, Karma.
However, if you didn’t come to bring me a pony, I don’t really see the point. (This little problem can be rectified. Inquire as to shipping details, etc ASAP.)
Welcome to the SDMB! 