I was born in 1972. I graduated high school in 1990. My thoughts of the BI WOMAN then were always held in the highest regard.
They were sexy, passionate, secretive, incredibly rare. A once in a lifetime phenomenon. The four-leaf clover, white buffalo, and a blue moon rolled into one.
So what in the fuck has happened in just 10 years?
Here’s what: 18-24 year old bi chicks have exploded like a virus onto the dating scene.
They create webpages of themselves kissing other women playfully.
They troll in chatrooms looking for threesomes. (How sexually world-weary can you be at age 19 to troll for threesomes?)
They wear their BI like a badge of public honor.
And yet all this time, I can’t help thinking that this nouveau female bisexuality is nothing more than today’s fashion statement. Tats, piercings, bi. It makes sense, I guess. I blame the MTV and GIRLS GONE WILD.
Note to self, Do not give the party girls an opportunity to be as sexually obnoxious as possible.
All in all, shame on you, teen BI GIRLS for taking something that used to be so deliciously sacrilegious and devilishly dirty and turning it into a mainstream trend.
We’ve really lost something here.
Trendy teen BIs, may God damn you to hell.