My hair smells like suicide.

Well this was strange, even for a dream. I had to go through a security checkpoint. One of those anonymous women in a gray uniform had me stand with my arms out and legs spread while she did a search. She then told me to lean forward, felt my head, and proclaimed: “Your hair smells like suicide. I have a sense for this.”

WTF? I know dreams have meaning, but durned if I can figure out this one.

Dreaming about your hair means you are afraid of growing old, if I remember my dream interpretation studies correctly. In other words, there is something going on in your life right now that has triggered an acute anxiety about aging.

Sounds like you have fears of going bald.

It’s that new shampoo, “Gee Your Hair Smells Like Suicide.”

“Your hair smells like suicide.”

“What?”

“You know, ‘dyed by your own hand.’ Don’t try to tell ME the carpet matches the drapes.”

I thought this was gonna be a long story about how you spilled 8 kinds of soda on your head.

And Chef Troy wins the thread!

I’d just like to add that when I saw the thread title, I heard it in Ralph Wiggum’s voice.

Well, we’re about to enter a transition phase. I’ve “retired”, and the Ms. is going to do the same at the end of the year. Next spring we start our one-year RV adventure. The anxiety level is pretty low, other than getting ourselves ready for the trip and selling the condo. I’ve been working out, so feel pretty good physically. Definitely NOT going bald anytime soon.

Perhaps it’s the onset of winter that’s causing me to have these odd dreams of late, although I have occasions when I feel like there aren’t all that many years left to me.

Gosh, I never won a thread before. Wow, these trophies are heavy!

I’d like to thank my publicist, and these impossibly tall women behind me who will keep me from walking the wrong way off stage… :smiley: