Children for the Future’s Own Research
For once I’m completely and utterly speechless. :eek:
Somebody please tell me this is a parody and I’ve been wooshed. 
I can’t get it to link properly, so cut and paste the above url, or go here and then click on CTFT’s Research.
Oh my! You’d better get breeding Goo!
I’m currently having hysterics over the homeschooling page – they have 5 kids there currently and would like another 10. Wouldn’t that be called a classroom?
Wow, it looks like somebody took C.M. Kornbluth’s The Marching Morons to heart. Somebody ought to tell them that it’s only a work of humourous fiction.
And they overlooked why educated people tend to reproduce less. How ironic.
Their call for “extensive dissemination of knowledge on the problem” is funny on so many levels.
Ah, student life… 
I am always impressed by any organization who’s contact email is a Hotmail account.
Does it count if I go around randomly impregnating hot chicks?
As a college-educated male, I would consider it an honor to impregnate women everywhere.
I’m spiteful. All my wonderful genetic material is going to die with me. There can be only one. 
That may be so, jinwicked, but it is the duel that is most important.
Well, I never finished college, only got 1800 on my SAT’s, and I’m an old bag of thirty-seven years and there’s no way I could churn out the “required” three children, so I guess I can’t apply.
Plus, I would never be a member of a commune that would have me as a member.
Someone should tell those people that if they were TRULY intelligent, they wouldn’t have to go to college.
I think I will.
thx
Except their email addy doesn’t work. They may have 26 on their ACTs or 1200 on their SATs but are unable to maintain their website properly.
Does anybody else have that song from the Simpsons’ Springfield Olympics episode in their head now?
Children!
Children!
Future!
Future!
The internet: making it easier to identify idiots
Oops, I just noticed my typo. I did not get 1800 on my SAT’s, I only got 1180.
You are correct, and I am prepared!
Besides, I got only 1230 on my SAT. I started bubbling in at random towards the end of the math part, because I got bored of doing it. And I’m a 22 y.o. community college dropout retail employee. Well, and a painter.
[hijack] The weird thing is that they use the same wallpaper as my school’s Student Org Office. Maybe one of those goofs works here? [/hijack]
It’s a template with some page authoring software, perhaps Front Page.
WELL, no hot monkey sex for you, then!
See, and I always thought it was the smart girls who didn’t get any.