My House is Pink!

[MissTake]

I also grew up in a PINK house.
On a street with white and grey houses. Ours was in the middle of the street too.
When the moon was full and the sky was clear it glowed.
Couldn’t miss it.
“Where do you live?”
“The PINK house”
“Oh, okay, I know where that is”

Then came a day when we waved buh-bye to the pink shingles. The house was stuccoed. But the trim? Painfully bright red. Not a dark red. Not a soft red. It was stop sign glare red.

And now? My house is (thankfully) white aluminum siding. No painting there.

Except the shutters.

Which are Big Bird Yellow.

[Ethilrist]

@Really Not All That Bright

Pink. Like this.

I saw it yesterday, and it is pink. Not hot pink, more kinda peachy Spanish villa pink, but still. It’s a tad cramped inside as four-bedroom houses go, but quite nice and pinkless.

Well, make up your mind, now that there are a boatload of replies. Pink or pinkless?

Could be worse. Could be black. Like this.

[Larry_Griffin-Kentzel]

Actually, that shade of pink with a gray (or even black) trim would look quite Art Deco.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

House Update, Day 3: No less pink than before.

Ethilrist, the outside of the house is pink, which is pink. The inside of the house is unpink, which is not pink. Does that make sense?

[BoBettie]

Maybe it’s the house that MTV gave away in the 80’s. Remember John Cougar saying “Paint the mothah pink!” for about 6 months before the contest was over?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Cajun Man

Actually, that shade of pink with a gray (or even black) trim would look quite Art Deco.

The driveway is sealed in dark grey, but we’ll have three cars crammed onto it so you won’t see much. The trim on the house is white.

I talked to the third guy today- who wasn’t there when I went to poke around the other day, and he said, “I wanted another opinion. Do you like it?”

My response? “I hate it. I really hate it. I like the inside… but man, I hate it.”

[Homebrew]

@Ethilrist

Could be black. Like this.

*I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
*

[Zebra]

The landlord might be POed if you paint the outside without permission.

I personally dont’ the anti-pink feelings that some people have.

[Guinastasia]

@AngelicGemma

At least it’s not painted green.

(I live in a green house. It’s light, mint green)

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Guinastasia

(I live in a green house. It’s light, mint green)

Well I think green is hot.

How you doin’?

[AngelicGemma]

@Guinastasia

(I live in a green house. It’s light, mint green)

Opps.

I’m sure it’s lovely.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

House Update, Day 5: Pink as ever.

We’re supposed to be signing our leases next week. I am not a happy camper.

Still, having an “Eek! Pink House!” Orlandopefest would be pretty cool, and you guys would have no trouble finding it…

[murky]

you’ll get used to it. Pink in Montana is one thing but (IMO) pink in Florida is wholly acceptable.

Besides, it will show all the ladies that you are secure in your manhood.

[Homebrew]

@murky

Besides, it will show all the ladies that you are secure in your manhood.

This touches on my confusement. What’s the big deal? Does it offend your machismo?

[harmless]

@Really Not All That Bright

House Update, Day 5: Pink as ever.

Don’t forget to take our lovely HOT AS HELL Florida sunshine into consideration.
I’m sure it’ll fade to a lovely light frosting pink before too long.

[Guinastasia]

Hey, there’s this house in the area that is deep purple, with a turquoise door, and screaming yellow zonkers yellow curtians in the big front picture window. It it is truly ugly.

[GorillaMan]

My house became pink this week!!! And I even agreed to it!!! And it looks good!!! Well I think so, anyway…

[medstar]

RNATB, why should you move out of an apartment you clearly adore because of your roommate’s girlfriend?

I’m moving from my gorgeous, cheap, bug-free, secure, third-floor-with-lake-view-and-screened-balcony apartment at the end of the month. “Why?” you ask? Because my roommate’s girlfriend is a bitch.

A dirty, loudmouthed, leaving-her-underwear-on-my-bathroom-floor and unable-to-have-a-conversation-I-can’t-hear-on-the-other-side-of-the-apartment bitch. The creature from the Black Latrine, she is.

Is her name on the lease? Is your roommate’s name on the lease? If I were you, I wouldn’t let some jerk run me out of my home without a fight.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@medstar

RNATB, why should you move out of an apartment you clearly adore because of your roommate’s girlfriend?

Is her name on the lease? Is your roommate’s name on the lease? If I were you, I wouldn’t let some jerk run me out of my home without a fight.

That’s the problem… I and the other guy (who I get along with) couldn’t find anyone to replace him, and the two guys who were moving into the house and needed a third were my only option.

@Homebrew

This touches on my confusement. What’s the big deal? Does it offend your machismo?

Hardly. I’m as secure as they come. It isn’t really a problem that the house is pink; it’s just ugly, and I’m not thrilled about the rest of the house either.

@Harmless

Don’t forget to take our lovely HOT AS HELL Florida sunshine into consideration.
I’m sure it’ll fade to a lovely light frosting pink before too long.

The house has been pink since it was built. I think it’s done fading

[flamingbananas]

There is this bright purple house in my city. It’s also built like a Barbie house, and has all the outside accesories to be one. It’s awesome.