Does one have to go to Assboink to felch? Can you use plants,or would they “know?” 
Sanibel - I believe it was “puree”…
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am evil incarnate and damn proud of it damnit…
Satan, you hirin? I’m very qualified, and would do quite well at the minion or even lesser demon type of thing…
Unclebeer, I am crying and laughing at the same time. How in the world did you find that link?
Orangecakes, you’re better off not knowing - keep some innocence. Hint: It involves a straw.
Naw, Mel. Ignorance is a polyp on the colon of society.
Read it and weep, orangina:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001755-2.html
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
See Alpha ! You did it too !
Naaaa na na naaaaaaaaaa naaaa
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Melanie, just a lengthy and very determined search. I had one of those wild hairs you know where. I’m just glad my efforts weren’t wasted.
Sorry again, Alph.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Missy2U:
Not hiring. But I do accept interns from time to time…
Yer pal,
Satan
OK let me get this straight. Uncle’s link is supposed to make me feel bad? Someone explain why I should feel “busted” here…
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
Time to clear up a misunderstanding, UncleBeer and Coldfire:
I was laughing because Alphagene’s post from July was hilarious (not stupid/mundane) and crying because no one responded to it (which proves Alphie’s point that idiotic threads get 100 posts, while funny, different ones get little or few).
Another example of crying and laughing at the same time: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002146.html
it’s a great idea, got funny responses, but fell to the bottom way too quickly.
I didn’t think that the link made Alphie look bad, it made the *message board participants * look bad.
I have nothing to add, except that I am, yes, ROFLMAO.
Are you serious? That is truly sick. It’s sad that people get off on that! Yep,I would’ve been better off not knowing.
Orangecakes:You’re not the only one. That’s why “straw” wasn’t mentioned in Things You’d Like To Stick Up Satan’s Ass.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
As someone who has done it and had it done to me, I don’t (nor will I ever) use a straw.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter