My impression of a bad MPSIMS thread...

The BBQ Pit
#1

All over the SDMB in all the different forums there are a few great threads, some good threads, some ones we are indifferent to and a few that suck the high hard one.

There are several of these very lame threads in every forum, but MPSIMS has some lame threads that could suck-start a Harley.

With that in mind, please enjoy my impression of a typical sucky MPSIMS thread.

Poster1 “I stubbed my toe today and it really hurt! :(”
Poster2 “{{{{{{{Poster1}}}}}}} HUGS!”
Poster3 “Aw, go home make some nice chicken soup, hug your kids and read a John Irving novel. You’ll feel so much better”
Poster4 “I stubbed my toe one time and it also really hurt. My heart goes out to you…”
Poster5 “When my husband stubbed his toe, I licked it up and down and sucked on it! He felt much better! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :)”
Poster3 “Wow, I wish I was your husband!”
Poster5 “Well, maybe I’ll come over and lick your toes anyway, you hot stud!”
Poster1 “Hey everyone, it’s been 3 minutes since the incident :frowning: but I’m starting to feel better. Thanx so much for all your advice!”
Poster5 “Did you get someone to suck your toe? You should! In fact if your not busy later… :slight_smile: :)”
Coldfire “Has anyone here ever felched?”
Fin

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

#2

So how is your toe?

Yer pal,
Satan

#3

Was that your impression or impersonation?

All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman

#4

Well, let’s see… the topic says “My impression…”

What do you think shanie?

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

#5

I was laughing out loud untill I got to the last line…

Come ON, sure, I’ve overdone it a bit in ONE BBQ Thread, but it’s not like all I’m talking about is felching. There, he said it again !

shrug

If talking about stubbing toes offends you less, I can always resort to that…

Coldfire

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
#6

I give you two hilarious thumbs up, Alphie. You are definetly one of the more brilliant and observant posters on this MB. Glad you are here and thankful I understand your humor.

Sorry to bring this up but hey, where’s my role model, Flora? Don’t tell me all of the mundane, sentimental well wishes have driven the sharpest woman on the board away!

Back to you, Alph: Here’s some medical advice: Take a gauze bandage and soak it in carbonic acid. Cover your toe in an overripe banana and take three valium ordered from overseas. Wrap the gauze around your foot as if you were felching. My sister’s husband’s uncle’s grandmother had this problem once and it cleared it up right away. HUGS

#7

Alphie, that was the best! :slight_smile:

This space for rent.

#8

I’m sorry, I thought we were continuing the joke. I was trying to correct grammer.

All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman

#9

Very funny, Alphagene and right on target; my coworkers are asking what I’m laughing at (sure – get me in trouble).

#10

{{{{{{{Alphie}}}}}}}}} Hugs!!!
Hope you feel better now that you got that off your chest! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
I know I do when I get something off MY chest!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
What’s “felching”???
Seriously, thanks man, I needed a laugh this afternoon!

#11

Missy, you don’t want to know what felching is. Trust me.

#12

I do know Wally - I was just goofing around. Remember the thread, read that, etc. etc. No, don’t have the T-Shirt.

#13

That was felchin’ AWESOME!!!

And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

#14

You’re right, Missy. Slipped my mind.

This space for rent.

#15

Alpogreen, I kinda enjoy your posts and sense of humor. So much I almost hate to do this to ya, but it is the pit after all.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention here:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000547.html

And by the way Agene, make sure you consult your physician before taking Melanie’s advice on your toe injury.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

#16

Uncle, you’ve proven that MPSIMS is clearly not responsive to my unique brand of irreverant zeitgeist humor.

Next week, Act II of our lame MPSIMS thread saga:

“After I broke up with my boyfriend, he got drunk, demolished a double-wide with his pickup and killed five people with a rusty crowbar. Anyway, I’m thinking of getting back together with him. Advice?”

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

#17

Holy shit, that OP was funny! (no offense, ColdFire, but DAMN that was funny!)

That being said, it is called Mundane Stuff for a reason.

If the Powers That Be would set up a SD chat room, then I think most of those threads would disapear.

Getting to the original subjet, I don’t really mind the sentimental threads. What’s been getting on my nerves lately has been the “he cheated on me/well you cheated on me/Did not!” threads.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

#18

Seal, well you cheated first! And I am going to go tell every single person on this message board about it!!! And (are you ready for this???) I’m going to have to go start a thread to prove to everyone what a jerk you really are IRL!!! Now go do something disgusting to yourself (see previous threads for directions)!!!

:frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:
ROFLMAO

#19

Missy2U is not my friend. She once put my dog in a blender and set it on Whip. When my mother told her to stop, Missy2u told her to fuck off (My mother is Mother Teresa). Missy2U often talks about building bombs in her garage and wants to move all Jews to Kansas. I just wanted to let you know about all of her manifold flaws. Thank you.

{Note: The above is a parody, Missy2U is in fact a very nice person, or so I think…)

#20

Really,I must have missed it earlier. What is Felching? Come now,I won’t get grossed out. Does it involve putting your toe somewhere??