OP
HeY youz guyz! Wuzzup? I’m smokin a phat crack rok rite now and i’D like 2 share it with U but I wont cuz ure basturds. Yea U heard me! U sed bad stuf about my girlfriend, BaCkStReEtboyGURL, so i’m hear 2
defend her honur! like me, shez inteligent, smart, funny, and skiny unlike all U fat bitchez that sit around and watch oprah all day!!!
so my queston is what can i do about my crak addiction? Also what are youre favorite colors?
poster#1
Boy you’re dumb. Idiots like you need to drop off the face of this Earth!
(thread begins to fall down to the bottom of the page until…)
poster#2
Noooo! Don’t feed the troll!
(in saying this poster#2 not only adds another notch to the post count [the measure of a troll’s success], but moves the thread up to the top of the page, making it more visible to people who might not have seen it down there at the bottom)
poster#3
Hey! I’m 5’2 and 350 lbs. and I take offense to your post. You’re shit in my eyes, you dried up wad of diaper-eating gopher shit!!! And besides I must be beautiful because my boyfriend says I am!
author of OP
Dam, ure a whole lotta woman! i bet U could eat a whole rack of beef if U werent 2 wide to fit thru the door of the walkin freezr!
poster#3
You’re a prejudiced sack of decaying mule innards!!!
author of OP
oh so now ure resorting 2 calling me names? did i ever call you names? no i didnt. i just asked a question and nobody is helping me!
poster#4Hey OP’er! You spelled “intelligent” wrong in the OP. I guess that proves how smart you really are! HA ! Did you know that spelling ability directly correlates with IQ scores? I bet you didn’t
cause you’re DUMB! HA !
poster#2
You’re feeding the troll! Don’t feed the troll! Starve him like the distended-stomached Etheopian he deserves to be!!!
poster#5I also think we shouldn’t feed the trolls. By the way, this is my 500th post. 350 of them were “me too” posts. I’ll be starting a new thread to commemorate my achievement.
poster#6Crack addiction is a serious problem, OP’er. You should seek some help immediately.
author of OP
Maybe if poster#3 smokd some rockz and shot some smack she wouldnt be so dam fat!
(And on it continues until a moderator wakes up and closes the thread. The OP’er either gets bored and leaves or changes his
screen name and makes a similar post. See if nobody EVER under ANY circumstances, posted ANYTHING to this thread, it would slip
down to and off of the bottom of the page in a matter of hours. Yeah it’s been said before, and no, it’s not a big problem on the SDMB compared to other BB’s and ESPECIALLY Usenet, but I still think it’s funny to read these troll threads. Often the responses are almost as funny as the OP!)