HeY youz guyz! Wuzzup? I’m smokin a phat crack rok rite now and i’D like 2 share it with U but I wont cuz ure basturds. Yea U heard me! U sed bad stuf about my girlfriend, BaCkStReEtboyGURL, so i’m hear 2
defend her honur! like me, shez inteligent, smart, funny, and skiny unlike all U fat bitchez that sit around and watch oprah all day!!!
so my queston is what can i do about my crak addiction? Also what are youre favorite colors?
Boy you’re dumb. Idiots like you need to drop off the face of this Earth!
(thread begins to fall down to the bottom of the page until…)
Noooo! Don’t feed the troll!
(in saying this poster#2 not only adds another notch to the post count [the measure of a troll’s success], but moves the thread up to the top of the page, making it more visible to people who might not have seen it down there at the bottom)
Hey! I’m 5’2 and 350 lbs. and I take offense to your post. You’re shit in my eyes, you dried up wad of diaper-eating gopher shit!!! And besides I must be beautiful because my boyfriend says I am!
author of OP
Dam, ure a whole lotta woman! i bet U could eat a whole rack of beef if U werent 2 wide to fit thru the door of the walkin freezr!
You’re a prejudiced sack of decaying mule innards!!!
author of OP
oh so now ure resorting 2 calling me names? did i ever call you names? no i didnt. i just asked a question and nobody is helping me!
poster#4Hey OP’er! You spelled “intelligent” wrong in the OP. I guess that proves how smart you really are! HA ! Did you know that spelling ability directly correlates with IQ scores? I bet you didn’t
cause you’re DUMB! HA !
You’re feeding the troll! Don’t feed the troll! Starve him like the distended-stomached Etheopian he deserves to be!!!
poster#5I also think we shouldn’t feed the trolls. By the way, this is my 500th post. 350 of them were “me too” posts. I’ll be starting a new thread to commemorate my achievement.
poster#6Crack addiction is a serious problem, OP’er. You should seek some help immediately.
author of OP
Maybe if poster#3 smokd some rockz and shot some smack she wouldnt be so dam fat!
(And on it continues until a moderator wakes up and closes the thread. The OP’er either gets bored and leaves or changes his
screen name and makes a similar post. See if nobody EVER under ANY circumstances, posted ANYTHING to this thread, it would slip
down to and off of the bottom of the page in a matter of hours. Yeah it’s been said before, and no, it’s not a big problem on the SDMB compared to other BB’s and ESPECIALLY Usenet, but I still think it’s funny to read these troll threads. Often the responses are almost as funny as the OP!)