My invitation to join the Illuminati finally came in!

[Rick]

fnord

[Accidental_Martyr]

I have seen the fnords.

[Cat_Whisperer]

If this thread is disappeared tonight, I’m going to be VERY suspicious!

[Morgyn]

@Rick

fnord

Pardon me, did you happen to see my Norwegian Blue? I’m told he’s been pining for the fnords.

[Sunspace]

Hi everybody! fnord
I’m back! And everything’s perfectly all right!fnord
It’s a beautiful spring day here, and things are just getting better and better!fnord

[Revtim]

@Cat_Whisperer

Ignore this, RevTim - if you have to send all your passwords and banking information to Nigeria to get into the Illuminati, it’s totally worth it.

Done and done!

@Clothahump

I thought my charter membership to the SDMB carried reciprocal membership with the Illuminati. WTF?

Sorry, I think it’s only the 99ers. And we’re only now getting our invites, looks like.

[njtt]

@Lumpy

Since no one will take this post seriously, I can tell you the truth*:

There are four levels of secrecy to what you colloquially call “the Illuminati”. First there are the national security apparatuses like the CIA and NSA that are publicly known, but have classified agendas. Then there are the really secret intelligence agencies that use the first level as fronts. Then there are the ancient orders that secretly control the intelligence agencies, and through them national governments. Above them are the Old Ones, the less said the better. It’s inferred that beyond even that is something known only as The Next Level a.k.a. The Unknowable- which sure enough no one knows anything about.

Well, yes, but there is also the important distinction to be made between the known to be unknowable unknowable, and the not not known to be unknowable unknowable.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@njtt

Well, yes, but there is also the important distinction to be made between the known to be unknowable unknowable, and the not not known to be unknowable unknowable.

You know?

[natthebrat]

did you email that link? I got the same email and I am curious

[Sunspace]

@natthebrat

did you email that link? I got the same email and I am curious

Wonderful. Let us, I mean me, send you a ‘special’ email with a ‘special’ attachment that will explain everything. Everything…fnord

[smithsb]

Someone just hit the forward button with the wrong group in the “TO:”
Minions instead of Multi-Milionaries. Could have happened to anyone.

[AHarris]

@Sunspace

You’d think the Illuminati would have their own domain.

It’s security by obscurity.

[Revtim]

You don’t think that maybe the Illuminati simply rule the world from Raleigh, NC? How is that so implausible?

Oh right, I’ve been there, never mind.

[Ranger_Jeff]

Raleigh, NC? Isn’t that where Barney Fife went to be a detective on a big city police force?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Whatever you do, don’t reply. The godlike power is pretty sweet, but the parties are boring.

[Deke]

@Ranger_Jeff

Raleigh, NC? Isn’t that where Barney Fife went to be a detective on a big city police force?

Does that mean Barney Fife was Illuminati? Would explain a lot.

[rja898]

@Revtim

Suck it proles, I’m a 1 percenter now!

I want to join how where when and what will I get set the deal!
Seems legit!

[Superhal]

Man they’ll let anybody in nowadays.

[Nava]

@Sunspace

Hi everybody! fnord
I’m back! And everything’s perfectly all right!fnord
It’s a beautiful spring day here, and things are just getting better and better!fnord

How was Tahiti?

[Johnny_Q]

@Deke

How can I join?

Put $3125 in a box and bury it in your back yard. One of their underground agents will contact you.