My japanese textbook is... Sketchy.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Now, I love my japanese book, it’s got all these funny manga in it, but I was looking through the glossary the other day, and it contains the following phrases:

“Let’s Go To That Shack”
“May I see it?”
“May I touch it?”
“In Return, Don’t Tell Anyone About Me”

Doesn’t this sound like you’re going to pick up a little kid and use them in not-so-nice ways?

Of course it also contains phrases like “She looks like the Snow Woman,” which makes me wonder when I would ever need to say that in japanese. Oh well, I guess the textbook knows better then I do.

2

“Japanese for Pederasts”?

That’s some messed up university you’re going to, Totoro.

3

So how do you say “Do you like wrestling?”
Are these lines all in a row or are you creatively editing it?

4

Agh! Is that the same one I have?

-hides-

5

“Hey! I have game-boy!”