What alternative universe did you all grow up in? The high school I went to, part of the Buffalo public school system, had traditional lunch ladies (humorless, stocky, homely German-American women in their late 50s and early 60s), and food even the British would find terribly bland. The thoery regarding the cafeteria’s pizza was that it was shipped in from Canada – if you grew up in Buffalo, and experinced pizza on both sides of the border, you’d understand.
One of the on-campus restaurants at Buff State served incredible chicken wings, though.