I got older the other day. So in the spirit of the holiday I asked my 2 1/2 yo if he could say, “Happy birthday, Mommy.”
He said, “Durthday, Mommy!”
I love that kid.
Mines cuter. 
He sings along with the Malcolm in the middle theme song and wiggles his butt.
He’ll be 3 on the 19th.
Kids - gotta love 'em. It’s the law.
Our three y.o. came home from pre-school and told us about the tomato drill they’d had. He knew it was important to go to an inside room with no windows, 'cause otherwise the tomato juice would splash on the windows and break them. 
My son was playing with his trains and couldn’t get two tracks to fit together. Suddenly he shouted, “I want my money back!”
He’s four. He doesn’t have money. I don’t know where he heard that.
My kid’s the cutest of all y’all’s.
Aaron is the happiest, cheerfullest baby there is. He has yet to get cranky in public. I think he’s got a brilliant future as a politician. 
Robin
We just went on a cruise with all my brothers, sisters, neices, and 1 precious 9 y.o. nephew.
At dinner, one of his uncles orders Corn Chowder as the soup. The waiter comes out and serves it with a flourish, pouring the chowder from a small pitcher into the bowl.
Nephew watches this with wide eyes. Then he leans over and asks me…
“Is Uncle going to eat vomit?”
Yep - he SO fits in my family.
My youngest (almost 5) is sort of a nudist, after his bath he likes to run around the house naked. It’s quite a task to get him to put his clothes on. Well one day I had a pair of scissors in my hand when he came into the living room with only a smile on. I figure if I threaten to cut off his pepe he’ll be more apt to get dressed in a timely fashion. So I tell him “I’m going to cut off your pepe”, and I open and close the scissors a few times. Well he takes off running and I follow. The whole time the chase is happening he’s laughing, knowing it’s all a big joke. After about the third circle through the house, I get him cornered in his bedroom. I’m getting closer and closer, making as much “scissor noise” as I can, when he figures out “Hmm, maybe this isn’t a joke”. With a very angry look on his face he yells at me “Daddy, you can’t have it, you have your own”. Laughter ensued and it was another ten minutes before he finally decided to get dress.
My six-month-old godson is a cheerful baby. But only his Auntie Amanita can make him laugh by asking, “Are you naked? Are you a naked baby?” He can be fussy and tired, but if he hears me say the word “naked,” he laughs. I love that kid.
Awwww. Them’s some cute kids!
I LOVE the tomato drill!
Nurse Carman, butt wiggling is definately cute. My almost 1 yo has started to dance to everything including the music on commercials and video games, something the eldest never did. I love it!
A talk about your kids thread ?!?! How can I resist?
I have three little boys ages 6, 3 1/2 & 2.
The 2 y. o. loves to dance and to kiss and has the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen. The middle one is absolutely beautiful (even tho he’s a boy) with huge blue eyes and a killer charm. When he was smaller if he would get made at you he would point to a bedroom and yell, “Go nite-nite!” My oldest has a heart of gold. He was all set to marry a friend of mine who’s in her 20s. When I informed him of her engagement he asked, “But what about me, who am I going to marry?” I told him he would have to find someone else so then he asked me to marry him. Told him I was already taken. He asked to marry his grandma. When I told him that she was already married he asked incredously, “To who?!?” Well you know that man she’s been living with that you call grandpa? Finally he decided on a girl his age. But being the ring bearer for the wedding, he thought he had to make the rings and did so out of pipe cleaners. They used them in the rehearsal.
There are just too many cute things to say here but all your kids sound so cute, too.
My son was pretty little, and we were watching Fantasia. Like alot of little kids, he loved dinosaurs. So, when the dino part came on, he started naming them: stegosaurus, diplodocus, T-rex, etc. Then he saw one he didn’t know the name of…
He asks, “What’s that one, daddy?”
I said, “That’s an archaeopteryx. Can you say arr-kee-op-ter-icks?”
He thought for a minute, and said, “I’ll say that when my mouth gets bigger.”
When my son was just learning to talk, we were at my parents’ house. A bee flew past him and landed on the ground. He stomped it, then moved his foot to look at the bug, crushed on the ground.
He looked at my parents, pointed at the bee, and said, “Sleeping!”
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Copper_moon, I’ve got 3 little boys, too. 8, 5, and 3. My wife used to belong to a group called “M.O.P.S.” (Mothers Of Pre-Schoolers) before we moved. Since then, we’ve met several other families with just boys in 'em (something in the water?). We’ve decided, because at times being the only women in the house seems to be overwhelming, that she needs a new support group – “Mothers of Boys”, or M.O.B.S. for short. We thought MOBS was particular fitting for boys.
Then I realized we needed a support group for the unfortunate dads out there who have only daughters. Guys, if you think it’s hard enough figuring out one woman, try a whole house of 'em! And thus was born “Fathers Of Girls” – F.O.G.S.
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Of course, that should read “…because at times being the only woman in the house…”
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My 4 year old is just the sweetest, cutest, most darling little man ever! He only looks like a tough little hooligan, which makes it even better. He got his first library card the other night. He SIGNED it! He walked out with his books (Fox in Socks, Cat in the Hat and Mouse and the Motorcycle) like they were the Ten Commandments and he was Moses, he placed them carefully in the car and then did the Moses thing again to show Daddy. And then he put his new card in Daddy’s desk for safe keeping.
His favorite shows are American Idol and Trading Spaces and is always referring to the “bottom three” and the “reveal”.
He loves the Beach Boys and is always letting me know who is singing lead, playing bass, etc.
I love that little smarty pants.
Here’s a picture of my kid. I caught him barking at a trash bag in the back yard yesterday.
What a cutie!! We have a friend that has one of those and we call it a flanger hanger wiemeranger (or how ever ya spell it). It’s the biggest baby!
Paul, how funny. MOBS & FOGS!! I’ve been involved with MOPS before but just don’t have the time. I am a stay-at-home mom. Is your wife? Would she like an email pal? I think my email is enabled. Just have her send me a note if she’s interested.
BTW, my sis is a s-a-h mom too with three girls! Her hubby would really benefit from a FOGS support group.
OK, not fair. Before I opened the link I thought, wow, someone elses kid barks all the time too!
Seriously, the 2 1/2 yo wakes me up by crawling in bed with me and barking.
My little bro is almost two and he is as smart as a whip. He’s so cute because he looks like a little meathead and is built like a moose.
He likes to call me “Biggest Sissy,” (our other sister is 10) and he has this adorable habit of taking my hand and leading me to whatever he wants to play with. Then, as we are crouching on the floor playing with whatever, he’ll turn around to grin at me and then throw his little arms around my neck. It’s like he is so happy that I am playing with him he can’t control himself.
Kids rule!
This is the best thread I’ve ever seen at SDMB. It’s making me laugh and cry at the same time.