My letter slipped under a neighbor's door

[Autolycus]

Was she hot?

Your timidity makes me want to punch you in the scrote, because somehow in my reptilian brain that makes sense.

[F.Harr]

@wierdaaron

1602,

If I recall correctly, the noise started around Friday and has continued through to today. It is a very specific drum-beating pattern that has repeated almost predictably at a specific rhythm throughout these few days, and seems to occur without concern for time of day (be it noon or 2 AM). Herein lies my interest.

1502

I’m still interested in the noise. Could it have been the plumbing?

[may_be_ignorant]

@KneadToKnow

I think you’re being too absolutist. You should merely endeavor to find out if 1602 is hot enough.

This.

And I thought that my friend and I were the only ones to say, “She wants my junk.” I hear people say she wants me, she wants my balls, etc. I’m glad to have found another.

[HelenGawn]

I’m seeing Joseph Gordon Leavitt as weirdaaron and Matthew McConaughy as Orgy Cowboy next door, with a cameo by Zooey Deschanel as naked neighbor. (BTW, the whole romance goes briefly but comically sideways when 1602 comes down to check the noise, sees Zooey, hears Matt, and gets the totally wrong idea.)