??? I’m sure I’m missing something…
I’m thinking Morse code.
Surely I’m not the only one waiting for the horse to run past along the beach! 
In Morse code, dot dot dot is S and dash dash dash is O. The combination of dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot is therefor SOS.
So, are you agreeing with me or disagreeing with me? 
Just to say this is a great thread, and also that this is a great word. All who love the Dope should try to popularise this excellent and perfectly cromulent word until it gets recognised in dictionaries.
I fully expect to see this thread condensed into Penthouse Letters in a few months.
wierdaaron, my conclusion is that you are living in a…movie.
Be careful. It might be a romcom, but it sounds like it could also be a thriller.
It was an SOS allusion.
If it is a romcom, I think she would be the straight-laced one I’d I’d be the free-spirited goofball, which is a reversal American audiences aren’t ready for yet.
Just don’t tell us she wears pajama pants!
But you don’t know if she’s hot? Why do I suspect that you are about to pull the other one?
I think you are confusing the neighbors. There are 2 of them. Naked neighbor and upstairs not-noise-maker-neighbor.
Ahh. My bad.
You must meet this chick. You already have a first encounter (the notes) that beats 99.999% of any I have ever had.
She accidentally left her Sybian on and is too embarrassed to say anything.
You may need to investigate the possibility of a secret entrance to floor 15 1/2…
You don’t have low ceilings, do you?
Hey, I’ve been dating my next door neighbor for 5 years!
…oh.
You simply must post the entirety of her note. Curious minds want to know!
I vote (like it matters) that you get it on with 1602.
These two. Also the sound is probably some kind of angry kobold or elf or something.