Nah, he just digs Ozzy.
Bob is apparently unaware that the penalty for using “rapture” as a verb and a noun in the same sentence is beheading, and having your liver pecked by vultures. Not necessarily in that order.
How do you think the Pope is going to be able to unite the world’s religions? By forming a Metallica cover band of course. A few world tours and next thing you know, you’re either wearing a mark or being fed into a guillotine/metal detector. It’s diabolical.
Eh, Jack Chick, again. Freekin’ energizer bunny.
The only thing that gave me a grin is that apparently Muslims and vultures share the same sense of humor in Chick’s world… Look at them laughing at each other!
My first reaction was: OH MY GOD! BOB AND HELEN ARE INFLATABLE!
Then I saw the light.
I never knew!
Have you ever read the rest of the Chick site? Getta loada this!
That’s my favorite part! It looks like it should be saying: RAWK AWN!
My favorite part is near the end, in the panel where people are screaming “Run … hide!” and “Here he comes!”
The header of the panel says The Second Coming of Christ (the Jewish Messiah).
Shit. Is that who he is? Why didn’t anyone TELL me before now?
Well,that should have been climate of course, but I guess climax is the only word my hands know.
Not only is the giant Pope statue making the Universal Heavy Metal Sign with one hand, the other is cocked on his hip in a way that seems awfully, well, gay.
So in other words, the Antichrist is going to be a gay headbanging Pope. That seems about right.
Dr. J
Personally, I’m looking forward to Jesus Attacks at Armageddon! Do you know who’s directing? I think Ian McKellen is going to make a great Jesus.
Hal
I would totally buy a Jack Chick autobiography just so I could find out what the Hell is up with that dog that’s in all his recent tracts.
Oh the whole, though, I dunno, this one kind of let me down. He missed several perfectly good opportunities to throw pot shots at Hindus, Buddhists, gays, or whoever. And since Damien is already part of Bob’s crew, we didn’t even get to see anyone’s existing belief system torn to shreds in a matter of moments! You dissapoint me, Mr. Chick.
On the plus side, he managed to include the Pope and the Human Torch among the 4 horesmen of the apocalypse.
Don’t let Chick hear you say that.
The mere Idea of a known homosexual playing the part of Jesus!
Harrumph!
It looks like it could be a German Shepherd. Fang.
Do you think he could be Soupy Sales’ Fang?
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So in other words, the Antichrist is going to be a gay headbanging Pope. That seems about right.
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:eek: The Antichrist will be Rob Halford!
And God is love, huh? :dubious:
I wonder how many of them are fake-I dare someone here to write a fake testimony and see if it gets printed.
You guys are missing the point. The great state of Georgia is going to get some payback for that whole “March to the Sea” thing. Goddamnright! Glad I live in Atlanta!
The good thing is, with the rise of Germany and Russia again, we’ll finally have some good generic bad guys and Bond villians again. See, it all works itself out.
Personally, I can’t wait for “Jesus II: The Vengeance”…
“This time…he’s pissed!”
“Yipee-Ki-Ay, Devil Fuckers!”