A friend of mine at work is determined to find a “Buddy Jesus” doll, cut it in half and put it in a Jack in the Box, and tape candy canes to its hands. 
I’m still trying to get over the cat’s pancakes! That is hilarious!
I love the way that despite all the commercials targetted at children, he still wants candy canes for the rest of the family, and pancakes for the cat.
Woeg:
http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html
Here you go
Is anyone getting a picture of the cat standing on its back legs, holding a spatula, and flipping little tiny pancakes?
I didn’t get that picture untill you just mentioned it. Dressing a cat up to prepare breakfast is just one of the thing I could see my young cousin doing. Thanks for the mental image!!
I love you, and I like you too.
Impressive grasp of this concept for a three year old. I love a lot of people I really can’t stand.
He’s gonna be a heartbreaker, Woeg, if he’s this charming after a mere three years of life.
Notice how Grandpa outranks Jesus.
I want a jumping Tigger that says “Boink.”
You sure you name isn’t Watterson and you son’s name Calvin?
You could name the tiger “Hobbs!”
Thanks for sharing with an old bachelor. Made my day!! 