Don’t get me wrong – I’m very glad FX shows two Buffy eps per night. It’s a great, and fast, way to move through the seasons and bring Mrs. Bricker up to speed on the show. And although I know most of what’s happened, my knowledge comes from recaps as well as show viewings, so it’s not without value for me to see the shows (again) as well.
But… must they cut? And cut? And cut, and cut, and cut? I feel like Itchy and Scratchy got loose in the FX editing room with sharp implements.
Last night was Once More, With Feeling. A superb episode, perhaps in the Top Five of All Time.
But we lost Dawn’s comment about giving birth to a pterodactyl, and Anya’s hilarious, “Oh my God - did it sing?” I can even live with that… funny, to be sure, but not earth-shattering important.
We lost the ENTIRE OVERTURE.
We start with SMG’s “Going Through The Motions.” We then go to the Magic Box, and “I’ve Got a Theory” which segues nicely into Anya’s hard-rock bunny rant.
We then lost the what-can’t-we-face-if-we’re-together number SMG sings. That was simply vanished, and it was a bad loss; the song really touches on pivotal aspects of the whole series and is an excellent thematic counterpoint for what’s going on in their lives (Tara will leave Willow; Giles will leave Buffy).
We get all of Tara’s “I’m Under Your Spell” (and props to Amber Benson for a nice voice). We get all (I think) of Anya and Xander’s “I’ll Never Tell”.
We get all of Spike’s “Rest in Peace.”
We get Dawn’s two or three lines of song before she’s sprited away. We get Sweet’s intro/exposition song, and Dawn’s response… (“What I mean / I’m fifteen / so this queen thing’s illegal!”)
Thank God - we get all of Giles’ “Standing Still.” A showstopper. Tony Head can sing.
We LOSE Tara’s discovery of the Lethe’s weed and her brief song asking how Willow could do this to her. Thankfully, we get the duet counterpoint of Giles and Tara ending in song.
We get Buffy on the way to Sweet’s with “Walk Through the Fire”.
We get Buffy singing flatly (on purpose?) that the Scoobies pulled her out of heaven.
We get Spike’s entrance, but we LOSE THE LINE THAT TIED THIS BACK TO “THE GIFT” - the hardest thing about life is to live it. You rat bastards, couldn’t you forgo a stupid thirty-second promo about the debut of “Lucky” and leave that line IN?
I did like the way he sung his part in the minor key to Buffy’s.
And while we do learn that Xander was the summoner, we lose the line where it’s contemplated whether or not he has to be the underworld Queen now.
And we did get the final “Walk Through the Fire” and of course the Spike and Buffy smoochies.
So I’m not furious. Just… disappointed.
- Rick