My Magic 8-Ball now dictates Air Force policy.

[Ranchoth]

Hmmm…

“…Is the second character in the launch code a number”?

My Sources Say No

“Is it a vowel?”

It is certain

“Is it ‘A’?”

Outlook not so good

“Is it ‘E’?”

It is decidedly so

“Sweet! Now…is the third character in the launch code a number?”

Signs Point to Yes

“Is it a prime number?”

You may rely on it

etc.
Prolly good that I didn’t join up. >;)

[mobo85]

@CalMeacham

It’s really scary when the Air Force does things the way they do it in a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon.

I was thinking Rocko’s Modern Life, but you’re right- there was a SpongeBob with a similar plot, too. Although the Rocko is more easily applied to this situation, as it involved an office. Right? (shakes talking Magic 8-Ball®) Yes, but it is not certain.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@CalMeacham

It’s really scary when the Air Force does things the way they do it in a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! Booloolooloolooloolooloolooloo!