Would you be a lamb and give it a shake for me?
Please ask the following question:
Should Barbarella stick with the current relationship?
I dig him, he digs me, but for now it has to be a long-distance thing. We still get to see each other from time to time, and we talk online or on the phone every day.
But still, it’s hard…
“Reboot,” says the 8 ball…wait…this isn’t an 8 ball…it’s one of those CDW “solutions wizards” (more like a Magic 3-ball or a red snooker ball, depending on region) that came as junk in the mail, along with a squishy foam remote control…sorry.
::d&r::
Yes, definenetly.
Wish I could help you out, byut I keep my Magic 8 Ball at work these days.
It tends to give better decisions than management. And it’s quicker.
But I’ve just tossed a coin and it’s showing ‘Heads’, so the answer’s Yes.
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I used to have one in my office - I called it my “Executive Decision Maker”. I gave it to my boss when I left though.
My first try was inconclusive. (It showed an edge of the die.) I suggest you try yourself: http://8ball.federated.com/
My first try was inconclusive. (It showed an edge of the die.) I suggest you try yourself: http://8ball.federated.com/
WooHooo!! Thanks, everybody! I think I’m gonna put the 8 Ball answers (and the coin toss - thanks, Halfpint!!) to rest while I’m ahead. 
And thanks to you all for not pointing out the irony of making major life decisions with the help of a plastic ball with weird blue stuff in it. 
Irony?
I was in a similar situation and queried here All I asked was “Bob?” and it replied:
Absolutely!
Which amused me, because that’s one of Bob’s pet words!
In the name of fighting ignorance, I shall reveal the nature of the “blue stuff”.
It is the blood of homonculous triapplismorphious. These creatures are commonly known as Smurfs. The casing of the ball is ordinary plastic, as is the viewing window. The various responses are printed in relief on the faces of a hollow icosahedron(a solid having 20 equal sides). The 8 Balls power to foresee probability is solely the result of Smurf blood.
An online 8-ball is worthless. It is the equivalent of a pill capsule from which the medicine has been removed.
My own preferred mode of augury is to tune my television to a dead channel and view the static. But, to each his own.
I used to have two… one was the the therapist one and the other was the regular one. I would get them into conversations, it was amusing.
sorry, threw them both out.
Did you look at my link? It’s a real 8 Ball with real blue stuff.
I did not look at the link before posting. I made an assumption. Something no scientist should do. I have looked at the link now.
I admit my error. I apologize completely and unreservedly.