My morning so far

This is an e-mail I sent to my friend this morning. It just sort of qualifies how my day started (and how it continues). It’s not a rant, and not intended to be.

Ok, I got to this place at 6:21. Why so darn early? Because I have to go BACK to the dentist today 'cause something ain’t right in there.

Anyway, I left my apartment and went to the convenience store to get a diet coke, pack of cigarettes and a power bar for lunch (again, since I have to leave early, but have a gazillion things that need to get done). The clerk at the convenience store is one who’s usually there early in the day if I have to go get something before work. Don’t think anything of it - “Hi, how are you” “Busy” “You’re always busy and in a rush.” duh. On one visit about 2 months ago he asked if I was married. Do you see where this is going yet? Nah…

He’s pleasant enough, I suppose. Not that I’ve talked to him beyond the usual clerk/customer thing, but looks to be about 35, receding hairline, from somewhere middle eastern/india/pakistan/egypt something (I’m not worried enough about it to ask, truly). And before you ask why I know what he looks like…well, I’ve been going to this convenience store since I moved to Atlanta and he’s been there all that time.

Anyway, I take my stuff to the counter and he starts ringing it up, then tells me that the power bar is his gift to me. I said, no, no, but he insisted. Fine, whatever. I said thanks.

So I picked up my stuff and said “thanks, have a good day”. His response? “Thank you. I love you.”

HOLY CRAP. love me? He doesn’t know me. And I’m not interested. Crap crap crap crap crap. I have to avoid that convenience store for the rest of my tenure in Atlanta. Seriously. I cannot step foot back inside there. Guess it becomes the Chevron across the street from this one (that’s where I buy gas anyway).

I should have bought tampons. snicker

And you said…WHAT when he said “I love you”? I can’t imagine what I would do in that situation. Probably just backed out of the place very quickly.

That’s pretty much what I did, with the exception of trying to go out the side of the door that was locked and having to switch doors.

:smack:

See, now if he had given me the cigarettes for free, he might have had a chance but not a powerbar (unless of course it was chocolate. Was it chocolate? MMmmmm)

Still that sucks that you can no longer go there just because of that freak. If you do have to go back there, be sure to pick up some mace, some anti-fungal spray, and the latest issue of LesbianWorld.

Find a cheopo gold band and one of those 9.99 diamond looking rings from Kmart or whatever.

Make sure it’s HUGE.

Print out pictures on the net of the a really sexy but obscure celebrity and put them in your wallet. Make a big deal out of opening your wallet and let the pictures show.

Bring a friend and while shopping talk loudly about your wonderful, loving husband/boyfriend/whatever.