My mother just doesn't get it!

I didn’t either. I was focused on the LOST sub-plot of Locke and his horrible father.

PlainJain, I wasn’t making fun of the OP because he’s in a wheelchair. I was poking fun at his somewhat incoherently styled OP. The wheelchair and father issues were, as **Hello Again ** has pointed out, a story line in the TV series “LOST” involving a character called John Locke. I used what I found to be a very confusing and at times incoherent TV show to have a little fun with the OP (and you, BTW).