I dunno about anyone else, but I clicked on this thread with heavy dread, thinking, “Please, God, let this be some sort of joke title.”
And lo! It was so. And I breathed easier.
[Monty Python]
…
Every sprout is sacred
Every sprout is good
Every sprout is needed
In your neighbourhood
…
[/Monty Python]
Or as in “Grumpy Old Men”, takin’ the skin boat to tuna town…