My name is not 'Google'

[QUOTE=garygnu]
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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Three. And, Swampwolf, you can rest easy. It’s not 666. It’s three. Would Mr. Owl lie to you?

I wouldn’t call that last one a lick.

[QUOTE=garygnu]
My wife has the same problem of being the go-to girl for any and all questions.
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I read this as go-go girl and I was wondering what kind of questions she was getting.

[QUOTE=Achren]
I wouldn’t call that last one a lick.
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That’s what *she *said.

[QUOTE=Waverly]
I read this as go-go girl and I was wondering what kind of questions she was getting.
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Are those boots made for walking?

Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Anyang?

[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun]
Three. And, Swampwolf, you can rest easy. It’s not 666. It’s three. Would Mr. Owl lie to you?
[/QUOTE]

Mr. Owl’s a liar and a cheat. I never trusted that bastard.

Seriously. He was the first commercial character ever to piss me off.

[QUOTE=Lobsang]
Stop asking me random things like “What time does KFC shut?”
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I’m intrigued because I’ve never heard the word “shut” used like that before. Around here we’d ask “What time does KFC close?”

Isle of Man +shut

I didn’t see that coming.
Yeah, ‘Shut’ is quite normal usage around these parts. Not sure about the rest of the UK but it was normal where I grew up too (Accrington Lancashire)

[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Did you mean “How many fingers am I extending”?

[QUOTE=Lobsang]
Yeah, ‘Shut’ is quite normal usage around these parts. Not sure about the rest of the UK but it was normal where I grew up too (Accrington Lancashire)
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It’s common here, too.

[QUOTE=Achren]
I wouldn’t call that last one a lick.
[/QUOTE]

<nitpick>
Actually, if you watch the commercial again (which A Monkey With a Gun was kind enough to post), Mr. Owl DOES in fact lick the Tootsie Pop three times before he bites it.

(No, really, I’ve been laid off, and I don’t have anything better to do.)

</picking nits>

[QUOTE=Iggins]
Do you have any beaver shots of Lindsay Lohan?
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Yes…
…Unfortunately.

Omigod! What’s it like being 28? Do you ever like, look in the mirror and go “omigod! I’m like, so old!” I so cannot imagine being 28. That’s like, almost 30! Gross!

Where do babies come from?

Who Threw The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy’s Chowder?

Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine?

[QUOTE=garygnu]
scarier still: put the phrase in quotes and you still get 7,590 hits.
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Third degree of scariness: You two actually Googled it.

“isle of man” OR douglas kfc OR “kentucky fried chicken” closing time OR hours