My name is not 'Google'

Three. And, Swampwolf, you can rest easy. It’s not 666. It’s three. Would Mr. Owl lie to you?

I wouldn’t call that last one a lick.

I read this as go-go girl and I was wondering what kind of questions she was getting.

That’s what *she *said.

Are those boots made for walking?

Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Anyang?

Mr. Owl’s a liar and a cheat. I never trusted that bastard.

Seriously. He was the first commercial character ever to piss me off.

I’m intrigued because I’ve never heard the word “shut” used like that before. Around here we’d ask “What time does KFC close?”

Isle of Man +shut

I didn’t see that coming.
Yeah, ‘Shut’ is quite normal usage around these parts. Not sure about the rest of the UK but it was normal where I grew up too (Accrington Lancashire)

Did you mean “How many fingers am I extending”?

It’s common here, too.

<nitpick>
Actually, if you watch the commercial again (which A Monkey With a Gun was kind enough to post), Mr. Owl DOES in fact lick the Tootsie Pop three times before he bites it.

(No, really, I’ve been laid off, and I don’t have anything better to do.)

</picking nits>

Yes…
…Unfortunately.

Omigod! What’s it like being 28? Do you ever like, look in the mirror and go “omigod! I’m like, so old!” I so cannot imagine being 28. That’s like, almost 30! Gross!

Where do babies come from?

Who Threw The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy’s Chowder?

Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine?

Third degree of scariness: You two actually Googled it.

“isle of man” OR douglas kfc OR “kentucky fried chicken” closing time OR hours