My neighbor's dead cat is coming to kill me (Long, Strange)

In the backyard, inside both a plastic bag and a box, the next door neighbor’s dead cat lies decomposing. And I expect a visit from it at any moment.

I’m just freaking myself out, really. Really. I mean, it’s not like it can have anything against me. I didn’t kill it. I don’t think anything did. When I saw the neighbor a couple of days ago, she was sure it was dead, because it was old, too old to be out on its own really, and she just wanted to know where it was, where it had ended its life, so she could move on. So, it came to our yard to die. Several days ago, in fact.

A few mornings ago, as I was getting ready for work, I heard meows from the back yard, but they sounded normal; not sick or anything, and there are a lot of cats around in the neighborhood, so I didn’t think anything of it, except that I hope it doesn’t wake my boyfriend, and I went off to work. Thinking back on it, the cat must have been dying in our backyard. It got to over a hundred and five here that day. My boyfriend is on the night shift, so he doesn’t wake up until two or three in the afternoon. It must have been long gone by then. It probably wasn’t a very good way to die.

That was the night that we discovered that the attic trapdoor was distinctly ajar. Neither of us had ever been up there. It’s not an easy door to get to. I checked; there was nothing in the attic. We joked around about it nervously; my boyfriend said that it sounded like the start of a horror movie.

But we don’t go out in the yard much, it being over a hundred degrees out every day around here. So the cat stayed there. My boyfriend says he spotted it one day, but it just looked like a mophead or a dog toy; he didn’t think much about it. Of course, that was before we knew our neighbor’s cat was missing.

And then this afternoon, I spotted it, and put two and two together. We were out fixing the washing machine, which had recently developed a tendency towards grand mal seizures during the spin cycle. I checked it, and sure enough, it was the cat, in a bad state of decomposition. The smell wasn’t strong, but it was awful. I won’t describe what it looked like.

I put it in a plastic bag, and then into a box, and still it smelled. I had to touch its leg through the bag to get it to go into the box. I’ve been smelling that same awful smell all day.

I hate even seeing dead things; roadkill upsets me. I work in a hospital, and have to walk through the loading dock several times a day, and every so often I see a corpse being loaded out of a van, draped in a body bag, wheeled towards the morgue, and I’m vaguely freaked all day.

The neighbor wasn’t home. She hasn’t been back for hours. We’ve bathed the dogs, in case they’ve been in contact with it, and washed the couch coverings. And waited, checking to see if the neighbor would get home. And now it’s night. And my boyfriend had to go to work. And there’s a dead cat in my backyard, that I’m feeling very guilty about. What if I had checked on it that morning? It might still be alive. If I’d found it sooner, my neighbor wouldn’t have had to wait for days to find out if it was dead. And the moon is out, behind a screen of clouds, and the house is quiet and empty, and there’s a dead cat in the backyard, and the neighbor still isn’t home, and any minute now, I expect a scratching at the back door, and an almost unrecognizable yowl…

Do you hear just the [sub]faintest[/sub] scratching noise at the edge of audibility in your attic? It’s the cat coming to look for you with insane demon eyes burning in the shrunken sockets of it’s matted, decomposing body. [sub]“Scritch…scritch”[/sub], Yes it’s coming for you. Get ready. Get ready to go. Been nice knowing you.

The neighbor got home late last night, just as I was about to crawl under my covers with a baseball bat. And then, it was no longer a horror story; it was just sad.

I handed her a box that contained all that was left of her cat friend, reduced to a smelly, grotesque mess, and I kept saying how sorry I was; sorry that I hadn’t spotted it before, and that she’d been wondering what had happened for days, sorry that she had to get home from work and be greeted by a neighbor with her dead cat, and sorry, mostly, that this happens at all. It was just sad.

I warned her that she might not want to look at it, as it was pretty far gone, but I knew that she looked at it anyway. I can’t imagine what that was like for her; for me it was just a dead cat; for her, it was a friend she knew and loved.

I’m sorry.

Awww, MrVisible. You’re so sweet.

She obviously knew that the kitty was getting ready to board the train to Forever, so you shouldn’t feel bad. Your kind treatment of the kitty’s remains was surely a comfort to her.

MrVisible alot of people wouldn’t have bothered to give the cat back to it’s owner. Imagine if it had died somewhere else, she would still have been wondering where it was, at least now she can say goodbye and bury it. You took the time to worry about it and let her know what had happened. Good on you.

I’m thinking the (Strange) in the title was redundant given the rest of it.

I found my own cat, dead, across the street a few weeks ago. And this was a gorgeous cat, a Burman. Basically a chocolate-point siamese with white feet. He was beautiful, with blue eyes and everything. I was in a hurry that morning, so I just gathered him up in a plastic bag and left him in my garbage can for that night’s pickup.

I was out the whole day, wondering how to tell my mother, who lives upstairs. It occured to me (too late to do anything about it) that if she happened to look in our garbage and found Frank, she might think we had some kind of psycho neighbor sending us a message. Mom later told me that she wondered about the mostly-empty green garbage bag and thought about opening it, but some instinct stopped her. At this point, Frank had been missing for two days.

This beautiful, beautiful cat got real ugly in death. Pity, really. I loved that destructive little monster.

You are the bestest person in the world.

I have had so many cats go missing… I wish I knew what happened to my babies. It would be so comforting to know that they were okay or even that they werent suffering…

Best vibes in the world to you MrVisible.

The Official Position of the SDMB is that there’s no such thing as ghosts.

This includes ghost cats.

Now go back to sleep.

P.S.: I agree that was a nice thing you did with the cat’s remains, Mr. V.

Was I the only one thinking “Hmmm… What would happen if the one of the neigbours of the people in Pet Semetary had a computer…”.

You did the best you could.

Was I the only one thinking “Hmmm… What would happen if the one of the neigbours of the people in Pet Semetary had a computer…”.

You did the best you could.

Nah, lolagranola, Pet Sematary was the first thing that came to my mind, too. I was going to ask if there were any ancient Indian burial grounds conveniently located nearby.