My new addiction

Have you tried the new Chipotle Tabasco? It is excruciatingly good. Especially on tacos, nachos, chili, eggs, quiche, hamburgers, cheesy mashed potatoes, tortilla soup, cockroaches, asphalt, cat turds, AstroturfTM, marital aids, lava rocks, paint chips, soap scum, synthetic wig hair (but curiously, not natural hair), old toilet brushes, top soil, or just straight out of the bottle and onto the tongue. I highly recommend you try it.