Who’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes?
From Here to Eternity
The Spear of Maternity? (Too subtle for porn maybe?)
Saving Private Ryan (Yeah, it’s easy, but I just want to read it on this board.)
::sigh:: Shaving Ryan’s Privates…
Battleship Potemkin
(Erotic Adventures of the) Buttshaped Pumpkin
The Maltese Falcon
The Maltese Fuckum (that one writes itself)
Dr. Zhivago
Dr. Zipfucko
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty’s Python in Holly’s Tail.
Here’s an easy one:
WIlly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Tasting of the Screw
In addition to Alien vs. Predator, The Good Shepherd is still available, as is WIlly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
The Baaaaad Shepard, starring our own Hal Briston
Will He Wank Her Chocolate Factory?
Next Up: Spinal Tap
Anal Tap
City of God
City of Gonad
Next: Inspector Gadget (I already have one in mind but I want to see if someone else will think of it).
Inspect Her Vag
Next: Honey, I Shrunk The Kids
Inspecting her Gadget
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Full Monty Python and the Hole it Drilled.
Star Trek: Wrath of Khan
Stool Trek : The Drilling of Khan
The Mummy
The Yummy Mummy
Get Shorty
Gimp Shorty
Bridge Over the River Kwai
Bent Over the River, Dry
The Big Lebowski
The Big Blowjobski
Amahl & the Night Visitor
Anal with a bright vibrator
Gremlins