My parents are basically scrapbooking the complete first 2 years of my existance...

…I never knew I had so many baby pictures.

Lemme guess. They have discovered that you have a sudden increased amount of romance in your life, and they’re preparing to embarrass you?

I think it’s because I’m an only child and there will most likely be no more baby pics.

You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a wonderful child . . .
You must’ve been a beautiful baby
Cause baby look at you now.