Charlotte’s Webley
The Little Engine that Could Resist Tyranny
Where the Wild Things Are Packing
Tom Swift and his Wonderful Machine that Prevents Home Invasions
Make Way for Second Amendment Solutions!
Heather has One Parent Due to an Accidental Discharge
Are You There God? It’s Me, George Zimmerman
my brother Sam is dead and I need therapy forever
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Horrific Events After a Spat About Whose Turn it was to Feed the Dog
“The Wizard of Uzi”
“To Cap a Mockingbird”
Where the Sidearm Ends
Horton Hears an HK
Now I’m curious about the contents of the book. Does the family encounter multiple threats on their Saturday afternnon running errands?
“Suzie! Push that shopping cart out of the way and get in the car! I’ll hold them off while Ma makes a run for the passenger door! Run Helen!! Run!”
Bob, Helen, and Suzie finish their lunch and are in front of the Springfiled public library when approached by a group of large black men carrying chains and pipes.
“Give us all your cash and jewelry fool! And we’ll be taking your daughter with us! Mwa-ha-ha!”
Bob slowly pulls back the front of his Cabela’s windbreaker revealing his Glock 9.
The leader of the group panics “Oh! Nevermind sir, we don’t want any trouble. Me and the boys here were just returning our Harry Potter books. Ain’t that right boys?” The leader turns to see all his friends have disappeared, All that remains is a few pipes and chains lying in the grass.
A Series of Unfortunate Shootings
It’s the Great Pumpgun, Charlie Brown!
The Adventures of Captain Under the Shoulder Holster
Harry Potter and the Goodness of Gunfire
Make it a three-fer and add in Dr. Michael Salzhauer’s book to explain plastic surgery to the kiddies My Beautiful Mommy. (The perfect gift for the little girl with everything but body image issues.)
Tales of a Fourth-Grade Sniper
Take Aim at Ducklings
Don’t Let the Pigeon Give You Crap
Curious George Looks in the Glove Compartment
The 500 Gats of Bartholomew Cubbins
And To Think That I Shot Him On Mulberry Street
Fun with Dick and Janes. -.-
Where The Wild Things Were
Fox With Glocks
Heather’s Mommies Have Two Handguns
The Camouflaging Tree
Mr. Toad’s Wild Survivalist’s Compound
My Little Colt
My Friend Fokker-Leimberger
Oh, the Places You’ll Go Shooting!
The 13 Glocks
The Amazon page allows you to search for a word or phrase in the book. I suppose with enough patience you could piece together most of it. 
Just did some searching online for this; this book has attracted a truly enormous amount of vitriol
The Cat With The Gat in the Hat
Moo, Baa, Blam Blam Blam!
Awesome. 