My penis…my penis…my penis a Parker TM
I envy you guys that can start a penis thread and get so many posts.
My penis outta ink.
Can I borrow yours?
My penis leaking in my shirt pocket. Can you get the stain out?
Well, they always tell us not to keep condoms in our pocket. That would be the only thing I can think of to help you from preventing further stains there.
Okay, once and for all, the plural of penis is penes (correct Latin plural), or alternately, penises. Penii is not a word, and neither is penae!
Say it with me: The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis …
This thread is addick-ting…
ducks
Dwalin: The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis is penes. The plural of penis …
Chorus of Gay Men and of Straight Women Who Enjoy Multiple Partners: The plural of penis is fun. The plural of penis is fun. The plural of penis …
Don’t like that? I can do my Grumpy Old Man imitation, and remind you that I knew you when the only thing you could do with your penis was take a piss! 
Penis penis penis penis testes testes! Penis penis penis penis testes testes!
Schllllllllloooooooooooooongggggg…
That reminds me… I haven’t watched “badger badger mushroom” in a long time. Maybe I’ll go do that now. I kinda miss it.
My penis mightier than my sword.
Uh, I really don’t think you did, actually…
If I had any skills at all with flash programs, I would create this one.
Penis twin. Hmm. Does this mean I have a vagina twin out there somewhere?
This is definitely one too many penis threads.
Cajun Man
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