MY EYES!!! or JC reads more than he should.

OK, I’ve just hit myself over the head with these threads:

Small Penis Problems

I can’t make my girlfriend get an orgasm

and

No orgasm. Should I tell the boy?

Now, I don’t want to be seen as making fun of the posters. But, jesus, all at the same time?

As if my ego isn’t fragile enough without stumbling into these after lunch.

urgh

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope. I mean, really. What’s going on over there in IMHO?

You forgot the recently resurected Brad Pitt’s Penis

Great Scylla humor in The Power of my small Penis

and

My penis is crooked to the right

Enjoy

Christ. Thanks, dublos.

Reming me to do you a favor sometime.

Now I have to go do something manly to resurrect my collapsing masculinity.

Anyone got some power tools?

Guys?

Ladies?

Anyone?

I believe Carina42 has something for you here.

Oh, wait. Given the subject of this discussion, perhaps a chainsaw’s not the best choice of power tools.

Try reading the “best words a guy can hear” thread, or whatever the actual title is.

Or Guy Stuff. Something about the title . . .