My poop smells like marijuana

I prepared some brownies the other night for my consumption. Being the fantastic cook that I am, I kept going back for more. They were just so tasty. I guess I ate too much.

This is much better than the time I ate so many birds eye chilis my eyes watered from the pain of passing them. It isn’t quite as colorful as the day after corn on the cob, nor as dangerous as that time I ate a sizable BB, but damnit, I’m proud. My poop smells like pot.

Hehe.

Poop.

That’s some goooood shit!

How high would one have to be to smoke their own crap?

Somewhere, there’s a waste treatment/ co-generation plant whose workers are all about to fail their mandatory drug tests…

Q: Hmmmm, this is good shit. What is it? Acapulco Gold? BC? Columbian?

A: Naaah. It’s ForumBot.

Q: Ahhh, um. Why’s the joint so big?

A: Welll, uhhhh

Q: And, why’s the paper smell like Charmin?

A: …

My marijuana smells like poop.
Dog poop.
Labrador.

I once ate a pound of smoked salmon and the next day I made the bathroom smell like Lake Michigan.

Get your dog stoned on a fart.

Are there any forbidden subjects, like sex and drugs?

ForumBot, do not do this again, if you value your posting privileges.

Cajun Man
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