20 mins or so ago i gave the bunny her dinner. After she had been eating for a while I hopped (snerk) into the free rabbit zone and started to pick up and odd poop or 7 - normal housekeeping routine. As she is wont to d the fuzz bucket ran up to me and proceeded to run around me 47 times (la la la I’m a rabbit la la la) then she did something quite odd.
To be continued…
Waiting. 
I’m on a much-needed vacation so my rabbits are at “rabbit camp” - a rabbit-specializing boarder who they love very much. When we come back to get them, they are always reluctant to leave! So i have no bunny stories currently.
Wow - how lucky are you to have such a service 
Any ways on with my story…
so she was doing her usual running around me binky bunny love fest… and then she spat at me :eek: I have never had a rabbit ever spit at me :eek: and it wasn’t just that she spat at me it was **what ** she spat at me!:eek::eek::eek: It hit my hand and it was cold and slimy and I of course responded in a cool totally non girly shriek of disgust and flapping of the hands and the object flew across the room. To be continued when the existential shudders stop…
This can’t end well.
I didn’t even know that rabbits could spit.
I’d kind of been hoping that suddenly there would be rabbit babies and everything would be fluffy and adorable and not at all gross. But I guess life isn’t like that. 
Your username is starting to make a lot of sense.
If you’re short on time, you can always write an entry bit-by-bit in Word or notepad and then post it all at once, when you’re finished, rather than do a split three-part OP.
Sounds like - in American slang - she hocked a loogie at you?! Ewwww…
It could be worse; I was guessing that the “gift” was some horrible rabbit disease. 
I feel like I’m watching Lost.
Come on… Lost was interesting at the beginning.
Worse.
Welcome. To the terrifying world of the Devilbunny. Where our lapine saboteurs reveal their true nature: to subvert and destroy a disbelieving humanity.
What?
[sub]I spent way too much time writing Devilbunny stories back in the nineties…[/sub]
Wabbit season.
Ehhh… Duck season!
Oh, FFS, just tell your story or don’t.
Elmer season!
The Devil Bunny Needs a Ham.
Seconded.