Step 1: Remove from freezer
Hurl at nearest pizza delivery car you see driving by. When he crashes into a tree due to the distraction, steal pizzas from his car. Eat those for dinner.
More importantly, what exactly do running backs do? I mean, I assume running is involved at some point.
You’re announcing your plans to grab her breasts?
The things people say on the internets!
Despite living in the south and having gone to an SEC school . . . I’m not quite sure . . . they are receivers (at least this kid always is catching the ball and running into the endzone while throwing off every single lineman from the other team) . . . and they run? I’m not sure if they have any other duties than to execute passing plays by catching and running as far and as nimbly as they can.
I really hate it when people are all like “Yes, I did just say I was glad that so many Jews were killed by Hitler. But what’s wrong with that? Some of my closest friends a black.”
I’m HAVING her breasts grabbed.
See, that’s my problem with football. Shouldn’t there be someone on each team tasked to do pointless acts of brutality? You know, for the kids?
Black Americans: Open up either a bottle of lotion or a bag of potato chips around them, and they’ve suddenly got their hands out. You could be in class, at church, at a funeral…it does not matter. Hands will just appear out of nowhere. Try it out one day.
Gotta go. I sense that my downstairs neighbor just opened up a jar of cocoa butter, and I must have some for these ashy knees.
Running backs don’t execute passing plays. Those are receivers. Running backs execute run plays. I mean, there are sometimes you’d use a running back as a receiver, but those are rare. (Running backs would also catch in option plays and pitches, but those are special cases.)
When a team calls a run play, the quarterback hands off the ball to a running back who then tries to get through the line of scrimmage.
Well, it seems like the QB is always throwing the ball to this guy, who nimbly jumps around all the defensive line and such to run the ball in for a touchdown. I’ve seen him passed the ball like, twice. And he is definitely a running back.
Then again, passing plays make for better drama than running plays, so there you go.
Also, I’m pretty sure the times I’ve seen the ball thrown to him, it was for short (like less than 20 yards) throws.
Someone has to ask it… Are you planning on frying them?
And that’s NOT racist. I have a black president.
Stealing pizzas? You’re obviously Hungarian.
Interesting. So you’re OK with generalizing by nationality but not by skin colour?
A positive observation about those of your race is worse than a hatred of a nation of disparate people (many of whom even share your skin colour)?
I’m confused. This sounds like “don’t generalise about me; but I can generalise about you.” And if we’re talking minoroties, “Welsh” is infinitely more of a minority than “people with black skin”.
Skald is black, so he can’t be racist.
Does this mean that Halle Berry only allowed to be racist every other day?
White people have names like Lenny, and black people have names like Carl.
Marinate them in soy sauce, garlic and ginger, grill on skewers.
One of my best friends is Welsh.
He’s also on record as attempting to kill every last panda bear. So, you know, he’s a damn speciesist.