Why is it that black people can get drunk and whip their kids with extension cords and that’s okay, but if I get drunk and whip a black person’s kids with an extension cord I’m a racist?
Yeah, but how else was he gonna open up the topic about how much Shirley Bassey confuses him?
It’s funny that Lena Horne and Pearl Bailey will forever be mentioned as African-American singers/icons/etc., while Shirley Bassey is simply “British”. (You can’t call her African-American after all and ‘black’ somehow seems inappropriate to the media.)
Dude, the chicken’s frozen, not fried. 
, What did I ever do to you?!
Humor.
It is a difficult concept.
That depends. What race are you?
You win the thread. 
It’s a trap!
haha! hilarious; I totally forgot I named this thread “embarrasing comedian:please contribute your funniest joke”. Then I realized I didnt, I was looking for a comment about how people (including me, mr OP) stereotypes people.
But that parallel chicken discussion was hilarious, your comedy is up there with the likes of Jackie Chan and Will Smith (and dare I say Jay Leno). Its genius guys, cant wait to tell my 8 year old nephew what kind of legendary comedy stuff you cooked up! (I promise you if I had done a sex change, I would laugh like a school girl, thats how funny your hijacking-how-to-cook-a-chicken was to me, priceless!)
I think I missed something here.
That’s completely untrue. It’s the hockey teams, not the postal system, that we’ll kill you for badmouthing.
And you better watch what you say about Terry Fox, too.
Am I the only one stereotyping scamartistry right now?
Now I’m picturing it - stereotype him again. Slowly.
What does it mean, “Terry Fox”?
Thais: Polymorphously perverse.
I was making a joke - we got on the subject of Terry Fox a little while ago here, and the US Americans were all, “So what? He had cancer and died,” and the Canadians were all, “WHAT!?! HE’S A CANADIAN HERO! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
Cheech: **Mexican Americans don’t like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don’t like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take Spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana’s and their Nono’s and their
Nina’s and their Nino’s… Nano Nano Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don’t like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don’t it make my brown eyes blue…**
Chong: Beaners…
Beaners…
Beaners…
Beaners… Are Gonna Kick you in the Face
I always wanted to tell you, you are very well spoken for a Scandinavian poetry buff.
Which doesn’t make him automatically wrong. Let’s be honest here : the fuckers have mooched off our goodwill and fondness for cute fluffy creatures long enough. They’ve got to go.
My ancestors came from Wales. Now I have you AND the Japanese to worry about!