Crap. 
That’s really all I can say, apart from the fact that I hate having to be blunt about some things, but sometimes that’s all you can do.
So
crap
[sub]I know the rant rating will be low, and I’d like to say more but I can’t right now.[/sub]
8.0. Brilliant minimalism! 
[sub]Actually, it would have been an 8.5 but you kinda spoiled the mood by adding the subscript.
“Simplify, simplify…”[/sub]