Barney the dinosaur? A fucking waste of the color purple. There is something very eveil about that thing. I hate that thing. Kids are hypnotized by it. Someone shoud shoot it with shit and then shoot it for stinking.
People that sit in the right lane ready to turn right and wait for the green lite. In Florida you CAN turn right on red you festering idiot.
Harry Potter- Burn this little bastard before he starts his own religion.
John Walker - You unpatriotic scumbag. Should be hung in teh Taliban football staidum for treason against the USA. Some assholes are just so easy to brainwash, then they are no good to anybody.
Bill Clinton should be castrated for his crimes against the USA. No “really sex” ? A blow job? Oh come on now… how stupid to you think we are.
Monica Lewinski <----- WHORE (and a fat one too)
The KKK-southern fried geeks and loosers with no morals.
People that write checks in teh 10 items or less line.
As far as the quality of your “rant” goes - pretty sad. Look at most of the items:
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Barney the dinosaur.
People that sit in the right lane ready to turn right and wait for the green lite.[sic]
People that write checks in teh 10 items or less line.[sic]
Wal-Mart, 7-11 and K-mart.
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski
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Look Skippy, if I wanted a bad stand-up routine, I could go to my local comedy club. At least I can get drunk while I listen to this crap.
Ingredients:
Four bushels of corn on the cob
One medium(200+ lbs.) hog
Butter and lots of it.
Applesauce
First, take off your shoes and run down the hog. When you have him, twist his neck until it snaps, then slit it’s throat and hang it upside-down for a few days to let the blood drain out. Iowans may do the requisite sacrifice
ritual.
Add 20 gallons of pesticide-contaminated groundwater to an unwashed fertilizer barrel and bring to a boil. Steam the four bushels of corn until plump.
Butcher the hog and fry it up in butter.
Smother in applesauce, and drown the corn in more butter.
Eat with your fingers and toes, wiping on your sleeve.
I will go this far. Monica is fat and she is ugly. That does piss me off. Her weight fluctuates and sometimes she is on the heavy side. Welcome to the world of real women. Not all of us can be heroine chic. But I am gunna slap the next beer belly balding middle aged man or anorexic bony butt bitch who turns up his or her nose and comments “why would anyone want a fat girl like that anyway?”
You amaze me… did you need to search for it, or did you find it referenced at alt.flame FAQ? The cooking page is one of the most read pages of filth. Most flamers have at least read it once…
Actually, I did a search. The fact that your spelling suddenly and dramatically improved gave me a clue that your post might not be original. Plus it seemed far more creative than anything you’ve come up with before. Strangely enough, it was pathetically easy to find.
As amazing as it may seem to you, I’ve never seen that page before. Nor have I read anything from alt.flame. You see, I’m perfectly capable of calling someone a shit-covered twat-diddler without the extensive reference material you seem to need. I routinely manage to create whole posts all on my own, using nothing but the words in my head. I can even manage to put just one period at the end of each sentence.
Monica Lewinski?
She’s bad ass. Who else can get an internship at the White House, play with Billy’s willy, and end up making a crap load of money making hand bags?
By the way, I’m majoring in Political Science. Anybody need an intern?
